KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE
A man walked into a K-Mart, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer??? --- $15.00.
[If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]
TULLAHOMA, TENNESSEE
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window. He picked up the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSEE
As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, Officer... that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
Drum Roll .......
And the Winner Is:.........
BIG SANDY, TENNESSEE
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home, parked on Creek Street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an sick man, curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying? ?That it was the best laugh he'd ever had.?
A man walked into a K-Mart, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer??? --- $15.00.
[If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]
TULLAHOMA, TENNESSEE
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window. He picked up the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSEE
As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, Officer... that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
Drum Roll .......
And the Winner Is:.........
BIG SANDY, TENNESSEE
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home, parked on Creek Street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an sick man, curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying? ?That it was the best laugh he'd ever had.?
