"Thank you for calling OnStar, what stupid shit did you just do?"

[yyz]

Is it just me, or are the people in these commercials the dumbest sounding fuks in the world?

I would love to be an OnStar operator for the day........


"Thank you for calling OnStar, how may I help you?"

"I locked my keys in my car!"

"Hmmmmm.....Sucks to be you, huh?"

"What did you just say?"

"I said, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU, jagbag!"

"I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"I'm sure you would, but that aint gonna happen, ass-pipe."

"I'll have your job!"

"You wanna work for OnStar, answering calls from dumb asses like you?"

"That's not what I meant!........You are SOOOO fired! Oh.....and I see a police car pulling up right now with his lights on, so I don't need your help anyway, smart aleck! What do you think about that?"

"Yeah? Well, I'm the guy who reported your car stolen to the local police out there, stud! Even told them it was a "jacking" at gun point!........I hope you can run and duck fast! Have a nice day, and thank you for calling OnStar."

 

[gman2]

i find the on-star people the funniest actually. they are perpetually pleasant.

caller (in panicked voice): "oh god.....i just smashed into the median on the freeway. my front of my car is on fire and my kid is locked into his car seat but i cant reach him"

on-star: (in most pleasant, happy-as-hell-to-be-serving-you voice)

"oh.....well im sorry to hear that ma'am. we here at on-star will be happy to help you. we can send someone out if youd like?"

 

[Kdogg21]

so true....you could tell them a missle just blew up your car and they would still say,' im sorry to hear that, what may i do for you???'