Hours: M-F 6 -1:30, Sat. 7-1:30, Sun. 7 -12:30. No personal checks accepted.
Cash only
. No cash? There?s an ATM located
downstairs. Be nice or leave. Don?t shout. No singles in booths on Saturday or Sunday.
SLIDE!
Feet off the furniture please.
Don?t talk about yourself, we?ll do it after you leave. The Franks Garbage Plate should not be confused with the garbage in Ne
w
York. Sit up straight.
Everything
is good today. Whining is unattractive. Tapping is even worse. Stop fidgeting. Don?t play
with your food. Did you wash your hands? Eat your vegetables. Don?t look, just cook. Never drink a beer bigger than your
head. Elbows off the table. Cheer up. I?m burning my biscuits! Close your mouth when you chew. Everybody against the wall,
stay in line and don?t block the doorway. Order what you want, eat what you get. Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Quit scratching. Have a
nice day. Use your napkin. Liberals like to control people. It?s eleven o?clock somewhere. One-one-n-one. It?s nice to be
nice
to the nice. Trigger, (not the horse). If you like us tell others, if you don?t, call Corporate. If you substitute an item,
we substitute
a price! Eat here, diet at home. Tequilla roulette! Bobbleheads!
Diner
saurs! We don?t add gratuity, so please be nice to your
server, or next time they might not be so nice.
