the big shots should give us some answers

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i thought some here might this column find it interesting.

by bill o'reilly


Since many of the powerful, famous and rich in America have perfected the technique of spin and run, I am enlisting you, the reader, to please ask these people the following questions if you happen to see them at Wal-Mart or something.

To President Bush: Since CIA chief George Tenet presided over the bombing of the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade, the failure to stop 9/11, the failure to find Iraqi WMDs and finally the gross underestimating of postwar problems in Iraq, why does Tenet still hold his job?

To Donald Rumsfeld: Why did you not inform your boss, the President, the moment you found out about the Iraqi torture allegations?

To John Kerry: Your Iraq strategy seems to center around giving the UN more power in that country. Is that the same UN that cut and ran after its building was attacked in Baghdad, or another UN?

To Kofi Annan: You have to be aware that UN officials are trying to stonewall the investigation into the oil-for-food bribery scandal, since letters presented to you prove that. But based on your lackluster answers on "Meet the Press," you don't seem to care much. Why?

To Dan Rather: Did you believe that anti-American forces would use the torture pictures you aired to promote violence against America? Because that's what many of them are doing.

To Barry Bonds: Every time you're asked whether you took high-tech steroids, you give a wise-guy answer. Why do you do this, and did you take the juice?

To Howard Stern: You're a smart, funny guy who could get high ratings without all the gross-out stuff. You just turned 50, and you're a gazillionaire. Is it time to modify your on-air approach?

To Hillary Clinton: You campaigned on the promise you would improve things for upstate New Yorkers, yet in many places like Buffalo and Syracuse things are worse. Do you feel any remorse?

To Bill Clinton: According to Vanity Fair magazine, you do not want John Edwards to be chosen as Kerry's running mate. Why do you feel this way?

To Howard Dean: Do you believe Bill Clinton and Democratic National Committee chief Terry McAuliffe sabotaged your campaign?

To Secretary of State Powell: There is more opium coming out of Afghanistan than ever before. Did you make a deal with Afghan warlords that in return for keeping the countryside quiet you'd let them deal drugs?

To Frank Rich: As a columnist for The New York Times, you said Mel Gibson's film about Jesus was likely to cause anti-Jewish sentiment. Not one incident of that has been reported. In light of that, do you feel silly?

To Michael Jackson: Do you feel silly?

To Janet Jackson: Oh, forget it.

Finally, to Osama Bin Laden: You apparently believe Allah will reward you for ordering the deaths of tens of thousands of human beings, including innocent women and children. How disappointed will you be when that doesn't happen, and have you ever read Dante?
 

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Good Stuff i'll add a few.
To President Bush: Who outed the Cia Agent? Follow up Why did you decide on Politics after your very successful ventures in the Oil Buisness.

Rummy Why does this shit in Iraq always seem so funny to you?

To John Kerry. What the Hell do you stand for? Any chance you may drop out for the good of the party?

To Kofi Anan is the Oil for food scandal a right wing conspiracy to make americans hate the Un so we could go to war on our own?

To Dan Rather.. What Bill Oreilly said.

Barry Bonds Do you know that most Americans hope you are forced to retire vbefore you ever break Hanks record you juice head?

Howard Stern: If you hate the president and you think he is trying to get rid of you., why not step up the offensive?

To hillary: Did you and Bill have an open marriage? Do you like girls?

To Bill Clinton: Dude Monica? Your the leader of the free world and you go after free willy?

Howard Dean: How does it feel to be the only canditate that had the nuts to say the War in Iraq was wrong? How does it feel to be right?

Secretary State Powel: How does it feel to be a token? How does it feel to have lost all credibility by lieing to the UN. Why Didn't you kick the hell out of Cheney when you had the chance?

To Michael Jackson: Why didn't you become a priest? More boys around and when you get caught you get moved to a new parish for fresh meat.

To Janet: Can we see some more?

To Osama: Can you believe that these idiots decided to go after Iraq instead of you? Follow up: Why do you have sex with goats?
 

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IntenseOperator said:
To Salad Flipper...

Are you ever going to come clean on your identity, or do you have no shame?


What do you want? My social? Do I have no shame? What should I be ashamed of? Did I do something wrong?
 

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I did answer the question several times. I never posted here before. I have been accused of being several people though.
 
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