> Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then
> I
> look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
> of
> their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out
> of
> work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to
> drink
> this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
> about
> my
> liver."- Babe Ruth
>
> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> morning,
> that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Lyndon B. Johnson
>
> An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
> his
> fools.- Ernest Hemingway
>
> When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.- Paul
> Hornung
>
> 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.- H.L.
> Mencken
>
>
> When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
> we
> fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
> So,
> let's all get drunk and go to heaven!- George Bernard Shaw
>
> Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.- Benjamin
> Franklin
>
>
> Without question, the greatest invention in the history of man kind is
> beer.
> Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
> wheel
> does
> not go nearly as well with pizza.- Dave Barry
>
> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C- W.C. Fields
>
> Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.- Professor Irwin Corey
>
> To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a
> can!
> -Leo Durocher
>
> One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to
> his
> buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
> only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
> it
> is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
> This
> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
> speed
> and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
> of
> the
> weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
> operate
> as
> fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
> know,
> kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
> brain
> cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
> weaker
> brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine !
> That's
> why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
> I
> look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
> of
> their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out
> of
> work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to
> drink
> this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
> about
> my
> liver."- Babe Ruth
>
> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> morning,
> that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Lyndon B. Johnson
>
> An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
> his
> fools.- Ernest Hemingway
>
> When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.- Paul
> Hornung
>
> 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.- H.L.
> Mencken
>
>
> When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
> we
> fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
> So,
> let's all get drunk and go to heaven!- George Bernard Shaw
>
> Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.- Benjamin
> Franklin
>
>
> Without question, the greatest invention in the history of man kind is
> beer.
> Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
> wheel
> does
> not go nearly as well with pizza.- Dave Barry
>
> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C- W.C. Fields
>
> Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.- Professor Irwin Corey
>
> To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a
> can!
> -Leo Durocher
>
> One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to
> his
> buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
> only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
> it
> is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
> This
> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
> speed
> and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
> of
> the
> weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
> operate
> as
> fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
> know,
> kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
> brain
> cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
> weaker
> brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine !
> That's
> why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
