THE DACHSHUND!(weiner dog)
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one
dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest
puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him
all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a
strange-looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this
dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head ! in disbe lief,
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our
best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush.
"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years
to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one
dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest
puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him
all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a
strange-looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this
dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head ! in disbe lief,
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our
best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush.
"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years
to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA
