The Date
Diane had been divorced for a few years and, very lonely, finally consented to going out on a
date with Tony, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.
Tony picked her up and they went on a picnic in a very secluded spot. Tony also had been
divorced for a long time and found himself very attracted to Diane, and despite her resistance
at first to his advances, he finally was able to make love to her.
Diane was mortified at her lack of self-control and sobbed, "I don't know how I can face my
daughter, knowing that in a time of weakness I sinned twice!"
Tony said, "What do you mean 'twice'? We only did it once!"
Diane looked at Tony and said, "Well, you're going to do it again, aren't you
Diane had been divorced for a few years and, very lonely, finally consented to going out on a
date with Tony, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.
Tony picked her up and they went on a picnic in a very secluded spot. Tony also had been
divorced for a long time and found himself very attracted to Diane, and despite her resistance
at first to his advances, he finally was able to make love to her.
Diane was mortified at her lack of self-control and sobbed, "I don't know how I can face my
daughter, knowing that in a time of weakness I sinned twice!"
Tony said, "What do you mean 'twice'? We only did it once!"
Diane looked at Tony and said, "Well, you're going to do it again, aren't you
