The French ??

[djv]

Lets at least have alittle fun today. Here is a couble of Quotes.

The last time the French asked for more time and proof. It came marching into Paris under a German flag.
David Letterman

I would rather have a German division in front of me then a French division behind me.
General George S Patton.

 

[Snake Plissken]

We need the french army in this war against Iraq
Someone has to show them how to surrender

I think it was Jay Leno who said it:shrug:

 

[CrazyHorse]

never get tired of these french jokes, keep em comming!

I like the quote from Al Bundy in the Married w/ Children episode where they got paid to take in a foreign exchange student (and a gorgeous one at that):

"A toast, to france. It's a foul little country but they sure can write a check!"

 

[Turfgrass]

The French et al. smell blood, they are not going to back off now when they see the prospect of doing real damage. Their strategy was from the beginning to split the British from the Americans by humbling Mr. Blair, to delay the inevitable full-scale attack into the Iraqi hot season, when the fighting would be more difficult and thus the casualties higher; to isolate the U.S. diplomatically; to galvanize the international peace movement against the Bush administration; and to improve Saddam's prospects for creating a catastrophe when war comes.

The French betrayal is as total as it was surprising, after earnest promises from President Chirac to support the U.S. in return for elaborate concessions on U.N. Resolution 1441. They think they now have President Bush in a fox-trap: from which he cannot escape without chewing off a leg. They may be right: he may now have no choice but to chew off the British leg.

But whether they are right or not, they will now reap the whirlwind.

 

[Snake Plissken]

going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind.

--Jed Babbin, former deputy undersecretary of defense in the first Bush administration

 

[SixFive]

I read this on the back of a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.

What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.


Q: Why do the French Smell? A: So blind people can hate them too!


What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?

A Mirage LMFAO!! :lol:

What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back? Jacques Chirac

Q. How any French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five

one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
the second to turn tail and run.
the third to roll over.
the forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces.
and the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

 

[djv]

Idon't know why people are surprised the French wont help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all they woudn't help us get the Germans out of France.
Jay Leno!