THE MICHAEL VICK SAGA: AN EQUITABLE SOLUTION

THE HITMAN

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Folks, it's like this. Here's my idea/solution for the case against him:
Michael likes to run. And, we know Michael likes violence with pit bulls. So, let's keep it in that family circle and perspective and do this:
Send him to Pamplona. Substitute the regular bulls and start up pit bulls instead. Wipe 'ol Mike down with some nice sirloin blood. Then play. Run, Mike, run, watch Mike run.
Now, additionally, sell to whole thing to pay per view where it would surely get the highest ratings and bring in the most $$$............. ever. They would get my $100, for sure.
Donate the cash to the ASPCA. Case closed. Debt to society paid.
Now, if we could only find a way to add OJ to that card...........but, with his knees, he wouldn't have a fair sporting chance. Ahhhhhh.........so what.
Bonds would be a good draw, too, but in his defense, just being an a-hole isn't a crime yet.

See y'all for foots & GLtil then......THE HITMAN
 
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I like it.

I would pay the $100 bucks no doubt.

Bonds doesnt deserve to be on the card. His actions are no where near those of OJ & Vick.
 
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