(the Singing Dago)

[beantownjim]

BOYS ITS NO SECRET I AM NOT A FAN OF GARLIC SNAPPERS THE IRISH AND ITALIANS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR YEARS.I THOUGHT I WOULD CALM DOWN AS THE YEARS WENT ALONG I AM NOW 44 YEARS OLD.I DONT WANT TO SAY EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAPPENS AT THE Y.M.C.A BUT A LOT OF UNUSUAL THINGS DO HAPPEN THERE.TELL ME IF I AM OVER RE-ACTING.FIRST OFF LET ME ASK YOU GUYS HERE IN THE FORUM HOW MANY OF YOU SING IN THE SHOWER.I DONT DO IT AND I DEFINITLY WOULDNT DO IT AT THE Y.M.C.A. THIS LITTLE DAGO COMES IN AND STARTS SINGING OPERA I THOUGHT I WAS HEARING THINGS TOP OF HIS LUNGS AND THIS FAG GARLIC SNAPPER IS SINGING.THIS PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I ALSO THINK THE GUY WAS QUEER AND REMEMBER ITS ME AND HIM IN THE SHOWER AND GUESS WHAT SONG FAG BOY STARTS SINGING YOU GUESSED IT (I AM IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE) BOYS YOU NEVER SAW BEANTOWNJIM RUN SO FAST WHEN HE STARTED SINGING THIS I DIDNT EVEN RINSE THE SOAP OUT OF MY HAIR I WASNT GOING TO LET ANY OF THE REGULAR MEMBERS HEAR THIS FAG SINGING I AM IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE TO ME IN THE SHOWER I WOULD BE LABELED A FAG:moon: I WAITED 10 MINUTES OUTSIDE I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PUNCH THIS GUY OUT BUT THEN I CAME BACK TO MY SENSES IF I BEAT HIM UP I LOSE MY MEMBERSHIP AND MY WIFE WOULD KILL ME BECAUSE SHE LIKES WORKING OUT AT THE Y AND SECOND THE GUYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD MIGHT GET WIND OF IT AND SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM YOU FIGHT WITH A GAY GUY BUT WHEN KEVIN GRIFFEN CHALLENGED YOU LAST WEEK YOU HAD A SORE SHOULDER WELL I DID HAVE THE SORE SHOULDER PLUS KEVIN WEIGHS 260 POUNDS

BOYS THESE STORIES ARE NOT MADE UP THESE ARE REAL LIFETIME EXPERIENCES I ENCOUNTER ON A DAILY BASIS I JUST CANT TELL THEM TO NORMAL SOCIETY OR THEY MIGHT HAVE THE BOYS WITH THE WHITE COATS THROWING A NET OVER ME

HOW MANY GUYS HERE AT MADJACKS SING IN THE SHOWER?

HOW MANY GUYS HERE WOULD SING IN THE SHOWER IN PUBLIC
BE HONEST FELLAS :violin:

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHAEL JACKSON,LITTLE RICHARD,CARL LEWIS,OR RICHARD SIMMONS WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[beantownjim]

OH BY THE WAY I AM OFF AGAIN TO THE YMCA THIS MORNING I JUST HOPE I HAVE A NICE QUITE MORNING I AM IN NO MOOD FOR WEIRD EXPERIENCES AFTER LOSING 3 GAMES YESTERDAY.MAN ALLAN IVERSON IS REALLY A QUITTER HE JUST THREW IN THE TOWEL LAST NIGHT WHEN THEY FELL BEHIND BY 8 POINTS WHAT A F-CKING LOSER THIS GUY IS NO WAY SHOULD HE EVER WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP RING HE IS NOTHING BUT A GHETTO PUNK AND IF HE COULDNT DRIBBNLE A BALL I HAVE NO DOUBT HE WOULD BE EITHER DEAD FROM DRUGS OR A (JANITOR).EVEN AS A JANITOR HE WOULD BE OVERPAYED HES JUST A F-CKING PUNK.MOST OVERRATED PLAYER IN NBA HISTORY NO WAY IS THIS LOSER A TEAM PLAYER HE DOESNT CARE AS LONG AS HE GETS HIS 30 SHOTS A GAME TYPICAL NIGERIAN

AND WHERE THE F-CK WAS THAT OTHER JANITOR LAST NIGHT SPACEY MCGRADY HE DID NOT PLAY BECAUSE OF PERSONAL REASONS WHAT WERE THEY HIS DRUG DEALER DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH COKE TO GET HIM THROUGH THE NIGHT.MAN I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE BONE HEAD SUPERSTARS.I WAS UP 1500 BUCKS GOING INTO YESTERDAY NOW I AM DOWN 300 JESUS CHRIST DID THE TIDE TURN YESTERDAY.WHERE WAS SPACEY MCGRADY DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE PERSONAL REASON WHY HE DIDNT PLAY WHAT THE F-CK.IMAGINE IF I WENT INTO MY BOSSES OFFICE AND SAID HEY MACK I CANT GO UP 35 STORIES TODAY AND HANG THAT STEEL BEAM FOR YOU HE WOULD HAVE SOCKED ME IN THE MOUTH AND LAID ME OFF THESE BONE HEADS DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD THEY ARE SPOILED JANITORS:thefinger

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME (THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS AND CANT STEAL ANYMORE)

 

[Penguinfan]

A friend of mine has told me repeatedly that if the NBA didn't exist the United States would have the worlds tallest inmates and garbagemen, makes sense to me.

And no I do not sing in the shower.

Penguinfan

 

[Wilson]

The Y doesn't open up Sunday Mornings.....Come on Jim, You went over to the Dago's home and gave him some manly attention...go ahead and admit it. :142hump:

 

[CryBoy]

The Y doesn't open up Sunday Mornings.....Come on Jim, You went over to the Dago's home and gave him some manly attention...go ahead and admit it. :142hump:

YMCA opens from noon to 6:00 PM on Sundays in Port Arthur, Texas. And oh yeah... the "brothers" here love to sing in the shower.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Yes, I sing in the shower.

But only when I first get in and turn on the water. The freezing cold water making contact with my body somehow increases my voice 10 octaves as my "family jewels" run for cover.