The Top 15 Things Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts....

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The Top 15 Things Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts


15> "Your Live 8 ticket price is going directly to helping the children of a poor TicketMaster executive go to a good private college. Please give, won't you?"

14> "I'm sorry, Justice O'Connor, only actual members of Pink Floyd are allowed on stage."

13> "How am I supposed to advance the cause of fair treatment for Africa when someone's forgotten to remove the green M&Ms from my bowl?"

12> "Check out our low interest rates on bottles of Aquafina."

11> "Careful dude, if we heal all the world's suffering now, there'll be no more kick-ass concerts!"

10> "I know you don't like coffee, but there are starving children in Africa that would kill for that Starbucks triple strawberry-mocha vente latte."

9> "All right, who stole Johnny Rotten's walker?"

8> "Thank you for your offer, Mr. Jackson, but we've got a very full lineup of performers already. Besides, to make room for you we'd have to bump Gallagher."

7> "I don't know about Africa, but I helped my personal debt by selling my tickets on eBay for $5,000."

6> "I'm so embarrassed -- I just called Annie Lennox 'Sting.'"

5> "I would have gladly paid the ticket price just to keep Motley Crue in retirement."

4> "What a rip-off! I paid $47.50 of my hard earned money to see Ted Nugent do a duet with Nelson Mandela."

3> "Is this the line to marry Britney?"

2> "Man, the lengths Bob Geldoff will go to get a gig."


and the Number 1 Things
Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts...


1> "Damn, how much money do those greedy Midwestern farmers need?"


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