The Top 15 Things Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts
15> "Your Live 8 ticket price is going directly to helping the children of a poor TicketMaster executive go to a good private college. Please give, won't you?"
14> "I'm sorry, Justice O'Connor, only actual members of Pink Floyd are allowed on stage."
13> "How am I supposed to advance the cause of fair treatment for Africa when someone's forgotten to remove the green M&Ms from my bowl?"
12> "Check out our low interest rates on bottles of Aquafina."
11> "Careful dude, if we heal all the world's suffering now, there'll be no more kick-ass concerts!"
10> "I know you don't like coffee, but there are starving children in Africa that would kill for that Starbucks triple strawberry-mocha vente latte."
9> "All right, who stole Johnny Rotten's walker?"
8> "Thank you for your offer, Mr. Jackson, but we've got a very full lineup of performers already. Besides, to make room for you we'd have to bump Gallagher."
7> "I don't know about Africa, but I helped my personal debt by selling my tickets on eBay for $5,000."
6> "I'm so embarrassed -- I just called Annie Lennox 'Sting.'"
5> "I would have gladly paid the ticket price just to keep Motley Crue in retirement."
4> "What a rip-off! I paid $47.50 of my hard earned money to see Ted Nugent do a duet with Nelson Mandela."
3> "Is this the line to marry Britney?"
2> "Man, the lengths Bob Geldoff will go to get a gig."
and the Number 1 Things
Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts...
1> "Damn, how much money do those greedy Midwestern farmers need?"
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15> "Your Live 8 ticket price is going directly to helping the children of a poor TicketMaster executive go to a good private college. Please give, won't you?"
14> "I'm sorry, Justice O'Connor, only actual members of Pink Floyd are allowed on stage."
13> "How am I supposed to advance the cause of fair treatment for Africa when someone's forgotten to remove the green M&Ms from my bowl?"
12> "Check out our low interest rates on bottles of Aquafina."
11> "Careful dude, if we heal all the world's suffering now, there'll be no more kick-ass concerts!"
10> "I know you don't like coffee, but there are starving children in Africa that would kill for that Starbucks triple strawberry-mocha vente latte."
9> "All right, who stole Johnny Rotten's walker?"
8> "Thank you for your offer, Mr. Jackson, but we've got a very full lineup of performers already. Besides, to make room for you we'd have to bump Gallagher."
7> "I don't know about Africa, but I helped my personal debt by selling my tickets on eBay for $5,000."
6> "I'm so embarrassed -- I just called Annie Lennox 'Sting.'"
5> "I would have gladly paid the ticket price just to keep Motley Crue in retirement."
4> "What a rip-off! I paid $47.50 of my hard earned money to see Ted Nugent do a duet with Nelson Mandela."
3> "Is this the line to marry Britney?"
2> "Man, the lengths Bob Geldoff will go to get a gig."
and the Number 1 Things
Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts...
1> "Damn, how much money do those greedy Midwestern farmers need?"
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