The Top 15 Updated "Peanuts" Specials
15> Good Grief, Your Dog's On My Leg Again, Charlie Brown!
14> Where Are You Going With That Victoria's Secret Catalog, Charlie Brown?
13> Get A Clue, Charlie Brown -- Dilbert Has Been Kicking Your Lame Ass For Years!
12> You are Hereby Ordered to Stay at Least 500 Yards Away from the Little Red-Haired Girl, Charlie Brown!
11> The Leg Can't Be Saved, Charlie Brown!
10> It's Called Rogaine, Charlie Brown!
9> Fer Chrissake, Change Your Shirt After Forty Years, Will Ya, Charlie Brown?
8> Who You Callin' "Negro", Charlie Brown?
7> Tinky Winky's Looking at You Funny Again, Charlie Brown!
6> Okay, Marcie, NOW You Can Call Me "Sir"
5> You're Just One Red-Haired Girl Rejection Away from Shooting Up the School, Charlie Brown!
4> Your Beagle is Roadkill, Charlie Brown!
3> Woodstock Meets the Window of Doom
2> Sue That Football-Yankin' Bitch, Charlie Brown!
and the Number 1 Updated "Peanuts" Special...
1> It's the Great Satan, Saddam Brown!
15> Good Grief, Your Dog's On My Leg Again, Charlie Brown!
14> Where Are You Going With That Victoria's Secret Catalog, Charlie Brown?
13> Get A Clue, Charlie Brown -- Dilbert Has Been Kicking Your Lame Ass For Years!
12> You are Hereby Ordered to Stay at Least 500 Yards Away from the Little Red-Haired Girl, Charlie Brown!
11> The Leg Can't Be Saved, Charlie Brown!
10> It's Called Rogaine, Charlie Brown!
9> Fer Chrissake, Change Your Shirt After Forty Years, Will Ya, Charlie Brown?
8> Who You Callin' "Negro", Charlie Brown?
7> Tinky Winky's Looking at You Funny Again, Charlie Brown!
6> Okay, Marcie, NOW You Can Call Me "Sir"
5> You're Just One Red-Haired Girl Rejection Away from Shooting Up the School, Charlie Brown!
4> Your Beagle is Roadkill, Charlie Brown!
3> Woodstock Meets the Window of Doom
2> Sue That Football-Yankin' Bitch, Charlie Brown!
and the Number 1 Updated "Peanuts" Special...
1> It's the Great Satan, Saddam Brown!
