The War Starts When?

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Today it's being reported we could be at war with Iraq by end of January first part of February. With that leeked out. Im guessing we should be at it by January 6th or 7th. They will be watching and waiting. We be pounding the chit out of them. Then they will have the balls to tell the world the USA said end of Janaury at the earliest. Oh to bad don't listen to that press to much. :p
Any other perdictions?
 
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I'm thinking we strap about eight reindeer to one of the fat guys they may have in the camp for terrorists. Glue a beard to him and fill him up a pretty red sack full of warheads and drop it at midnight of Christmas Eve. This way, hopefully, we could vaporize all the heathens and blame it on Santa Claus. It isn't like they would expect it, hell there hasn't been anyone in that country that has been good all year so why would they be expecting a visit from ole St. Nick. Then when they hear the sleigh bells, all the little heathens will come running out to see jolly old St. Nick. Only to realize too late that the elves have declared jehad on the soon to be fried bastards, and poof!!!!! Free gas for everyone!!!! Yea screw my two front teeth, bring me the head of Hussein for X-Mas. I need a new bowling ball.
 
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Speaking of Santa Claus, has anyone seen this year's South Park Christmas episode where Santa get's gunned down over Afghanistan by anti-aircraft weapons? I thought it was hilarious.

Oh, the war. Well, let's see. It should take W a couple of weeks to open all his Christmas presents and dictate all those thank you notes, hmmmm, then he's got to make sure all his well-heeled friends and donators are properly placed in the stock markets but they need a couple of weeks lead time so as not to spook the SEC too much, so I'm guessing about Feb 2nd. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
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