The mayor of xxxx, the hororable xxxx walks into a bar and sits
down next to three call girls, A BLONDE, BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD, and has a drink.
He leans over to the Blonde and says " How much will it cost me to go to bed with you. She replies smiling "$50.00"
He then turns to his right and asks the Brunette "How much will it cost me to go to bed with you. She replies smiling "$200.00 for you Mr. Mayor"
He then gets up and walks over to the Redhead and asks "How much will it cost me to go to bed with you? She replies smiling,
"Mr. Mayor, If you can raise my top as high as my taxes and lower
my pants as low as my wages then it wont cost you a thing".
down next to three call girls, A BLONDE, BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD, and has a drink.
He leans over to the Blonde and says " How much will it cost me to go to bed with you. She replies smiling "$50.00"
He then turns to his right and asks the Brunette "How much will it cost me to go to bed with you. She replies smiling "$200.00 for you Mr. Mayor"
He then gets up and walks over to the Redhead and asks "How much will it cost me to go to bed with you? She replies smiling,
"Mr. Mayor, If you can raise my top as high as my taxes and lower
my pants as low as my wages then it wont cost you a thing".
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