:director: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, thanks for tuning in to another episode of The Wonderful World of the NFL, the show that proves that you know nothing about the NFL. After last week, we actually knew more than we thought, and went 1-3. 8-4 on the season so far, and we are told by our producers if we dont produce this week, the station is pulling the plug on the show. Ratings are bad. So without further adieu, I present what we learned from Week 14 in the NFL.
1.) San Diego is unstoppable. MartyBall is dead and San Diego can name the score on just about anyone in the league. With Indianapolis struggling, San Diego should have a cake walk into the Super Bowl. They have the best running back to ever put on a uniform, and a rookie QB who "gets it".
2.) It doesnt matter about any stinkin QB in Chicago. If they dont get it done with defense, they will get it done with special teams. The offense is a non factor for this team. They are going to blow everyone out no matter what, so it doesnt pay to fade this team. Grossman is OK when he has to be, so dont bother.
3.) Cincinnati is going to the same route as Pittsburgh last year. Sluggish for the first part of the year, but this team has kicked it in on both sides of the ball. Probably playing the 2nd best of anyone in the AFC. If the defense holds, this team could be on the fast track to the Super Bowl.
4.) Kansas City is done. A good shot at the playoffs has been killed by the AFC North.....losses to all 4 have left this team reeling, and wondering if they should have left Damon Huard to finish the job. One more loss should pretty much put this team out of its misery.
5.) Indianapolis....well what can we say. The run defense might as well sit down.....the running backs go where they want anyways.....so who cares. Peyton has been ordinary lately and there is no reason to think that this team deserves even a first round bye. Chalk up another loss this week against one of the teams playing great ball right now.
6.) Detroit. Oh my God, Detroit. Can it get any worse? Kevin Jones done for a LONG time......no one cares in Detroit, in fact they are rooting for more losses.......maybe one of these high draft picks will eventually pan out. Has there been a team in more disarray than the 2006 Detroit Lions? They are going into a place that they havent won in, in like a million years.....2-14 looks likely.
7.) Poor Denver, and poor Shanarat. A promising season has just fallen into a shitter. They have lost 4 in a row and are only a small favorite to get back in the winners column against a previous laughing stock of the NFL....the Cardinals. Jay Cutler may not be the answer after all.......people will be questioning this move for years to come if the Broncos miss the playoffs......
8.) Tampa Bay and Oakland are just hidious........as if we didnt know this already, it gets further reinforced every week. I am trying to decide who has a worse offense....Either way.....they both need help in the draft. Nahh......better yet, lets put both teams and their owners in a gas chamber and make it a 30 team league. It would probably save a lot of time and suffering.
Alrighty.....with that being said....here are our Week 15 plays.
KANSAS CITY +8
TAMPA BAY +13.5
OAKLAND -2.5
DENVER -2.5
DETROIT +5.5
INDIANAPOLIS -3
There you have it.....tune in next week for another episode to prove you know nothing about the NFL.
1.) San Diego is unstoppable. MartyBall is dead and San Diego can name the score on just about anyone in the league. With Indianapolis struggling, San Diego should have a cake walk into the Super Bowl. They have the best running back to ever put on a uniform, and a rookie QB who "gets it".
2.) It doesnt matter about any stinkin QB in Chicago. If they dont get it done with defense, they will get it done with special teams. The offense is a non factor for this team. They are going to blow everyone out no matter what, so it doesnt pay to fade this team. Grossman is OK when he has to be, so dont bother.
3.) Cincinnati is going to the same route as Pittsburgh last year. Sluggish for the first part of the year, but this team has kicked it in on both sides of the ball. Probably playing the 2nd best of anyone in the AFC. If the defense holds, this team could be on the fast track to the Super Bowl.
4.) Kansas City is done. A good shot at the playoffs has been killed by the AFC North.....losses to all 4 have left this team reeling, and wondering if they should have left Damon Huard to finish the job. One more loss should pretty much put this team out of its misery.
5.) Indianapolis....well what can we say. The run defense might as well sit down.....the running backs go where they want anyways.....so who cares. Peyton has been ordinary lately and there is no reason to think that this team deserves even a first round bye. Chalk up another loss this week against one of the teams playing great ball right now.
6.) Detroit. Oh my God, Detroit. Can it get any worse? Kevin Jones done for a LONG time......no one cares in Detroit, in fact they are rooting for more losses.......maybe one of these high draft picks will eventually pan out. Has there been a team in more disarray than the 2006 Detroit Lions? They are going into a place that they havent won in, in like a million years.....2-14 looks likely.
7.) Poor Denver, and poor Shanarat. A promising season has just fallen into a shitter. They have lost 4 in a row and are only a small favorite to get back in the winners column against a previous laughing stock of the NFL....the Cardinals. Jay Cutler may not be the answer after all.......people will be questioning this move for years to come if the Broncos miss the playoffs......
8.) Tampa Bay and Oakland are just hidious........as if we didnt know this already, it gets further reinforced every week. I am trying to decide who has a worse offense....Either way.....they both need help in the draft. Nahh......better yet, lets put both teams and their owners in a gas chamber and make it a 30 team league. It would probably save a lot of time and suffering.
Alrighty.....with that being said....here are our Week 15 plays.
KANSAS CITY +8
TAMPA BAY +13.5
OAKLAND -2.5
DENVER -2.5
DETROIT +5.5
INDIANAPOLIS -3
There you have it.....tune in next week for another episode to prove you know nothing about the NFL.
