from a local paper.....
This low-carb diet madness has gone too far. It was bad enough when perfectly healthy people refused to eat bread sticks. But this week, Burger King announced it would sell bunless Whoppers. The Tempo Subcommittee on the Staff of Life images a world without bread.
- Single-income households would have a sole lettuce-winner.
- The famous WPA painting would depict a Depression cheese line.
- Birds in the park would be fed meat scraps.
- Turkeys would be stuffed with pencil shavings.
- "Twenty Questions" contestants would have to ask "Is it bigger than X-Box?"
-The Queen of England could strip the title from the Earl of Sandwich's descendants.
-Peanut butter and jelly might never have met.
-Manwiches would no longer be a meal.
-The clown on "The Simpsons" would no longer be known as Krusty.
-That miraculous New Testament story would not seem as good with only fishes.
-New cliches: "That's the best thing since sliced tofu," "That's our steak-and-butter play," "She knows which side her celery is buttered on."
-Man would never know whether he can live by bread alone.
This low-carb diet madness has gone too far. It was bad enough when perfectly healthy people refused to eat bread sticks. But this week, Burger King announced it would sell bunless Whoppers. The Tempo Subcommittee on the Staff of Life images a world without bread.
- Single-income households would have a sole lettuce-winner.
- The famous WPA painting would depict a Depression cheese line.
- Birds in the park would be fed meat scraps.
- Turkeys would be stuffed with pencil shavings.
- "Twenty Questions" contestants would have to ask "Is it bigger than X-Box?"
-The Queen of England could strip the title from the Earl of Sandwich's descendants.
-Peanut butter and jelly might never have met.
-Manwiches would no longer be a meal.
-The clown on "The Simpsons" would no longer be known as Krusty.
-That miraculous New Testament story would not seem as good with only fishes.
-New cliches: "That's the best thing since sliced tofu," "That's our steak-and-butter play," "She knows which side her celery is buttered on."
-Man would never know whether he can live by bread alone.
