THE WORM EXPOSED....

taoist

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Referring to yourself in the third person..... Free
Proclaiming yourself the "King of Buffalo" sports.... Free
Claiming that you're a combined 64% on the season.... Priceless!!!! :142lmao:

?really dude, I don?t mind a little chest thumping if that?s your thing, but there?s really no need to come in here and put up a bold face lie about your record. I really don?t know or care what your record is in the NFL or any other forum, but for you to come in here today and say that your record is:

worm44 said:
Record:
NCAA: 3-2 Smash for 60%
11-6 "regular" plays for 64%

?well, that?s just a blatant falsehood. (i.e. That?s B.S.!!!) I went back and did some checking, so please correct me if I have missed a play or 3?on 9/2/04, your "easiest opening play" yet?which you have apparently conveniently forgotten?.

worm44 said:
NCAA 0-0

Listen...those of you who are into the WORM know I know my UB(Buffalo) Sports....Easy play

Eastern M-6.5---15 units

...maybe I'm wrong, but to me that would be a loss...making you 0-1 (-16.5 units) ?although you never seem to post the units won or lost, I had a little extra time on my hands and took the liberty.

?then you get a win with Penn St (+10 units)?. Since you proclaimed that a ?smash? play was a play over 10 units, I suppose that both EMU and Penn St were ?smash? plays?okay, you?re now at 1-1 (-6.5 units)?.then I see this post and apparently you played a phantom game while we weren?t looking?.

worm44 said:
NCAA-2-1

Small play Missouri-11

2 units

gl to all Worm

This was the Troy St upset, which set you back another -2.2 units (1-2 for ?8.7 units)?although since you designated it as a ?small? play, I am relatively certain it was not a ?Smash? play; however, I wonder how your record jumped to 2-1???

?then you get 2 ?SMASH? wins in a row. (Syr ?15 for +12 units and Neb ?4 for 15 units?.) Now you?re cooking and break into positive territory @ 3-2 (3-1 on ?smash? plays) for +18.30 units!!! (...just trying to give credit where credit is due...but it amazes me how some of your "followers" remember with clarity these wins and the threads are bumped by either you or them for the entire week....

?but it?s all down hill from here, ain?t it worm? :scared ?on 9/21/04?Purdue for 10 units over Illinois?loss?3-3 (3-2 on ?smash? plays) (+7.30)?then 9/23/04?the Thursday night ?small? plays on Kent and Miami?.both losses? 3-5 (+5.10 units)?

?then on 9/29/04?the doozie?.

worm44 said:
HAD MY FIRST SMASH LOSER LAST WEEK WITH PURDUE...STILL 3-1 AT 75% ISNT BAD..BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WORM

Largest play of the year so far this week

C.Florida -9.5

People who follow the Worm know that I am the king of University of Buffalo football and basketball-this football team is in turmoil...the qb situation is a mess the team has pretty much given up after the blow-out to Ohio U

Smash this for 20 units

WORM

...for some reason, you keep wanting to forget that EMU game?while proclaiming yourself the ?king of the University of Buffalo football and basketball?? Don?t you remember losing 16.5 units on EMU when they played Buffalo in week 1?

?but then on 10/2/04, you upped the ante on Cent Florida?making a total of 27 units!?!?!?! ?and added 10 games for ?action and fun viewing??.

worm44 said:
okay since I am going to have a total of about 27 units on this Buffalo /c,fla game I will give you the 1 unit plays I made just now for action and fun viewing

Illinois
iowa
florida
kentucky
syracuse
Temple
Alabama
west virginia
unlv
rice

10 plays 1 unit each lets see how I do with small plays good luck if you have these

?maybe I am mathematically challenged, but out of the 10 games, I get 4-6 (that?s 40%..and a ?2.6 units unless my mental calculator is broken?not to mention the ?29.9 unit loss on Cent Florida?. Ouch!!! :cursin:

?then the very next day (10/3/04) you make this claim?what a jewel this is?.

worm44 said:
RECORD:

Ncaa 3-2 on smashes-- 60%
NFL 1-0 on smashes--100%

On face value, the record is decent but, after starting Ncaa 3-0 the WORM has posted two straight losses.

Its not the losses that bother the Worm as much as how he lost?.

:142lmao:

?while you might be 3-3 (50%) on your ?Smash? plays (for a ?20.2 units) and not the 3-2 (60%) you claim, as I can understand your forgetting that ?16.5 units loss on EMU to begin the season, even if you are the self-proclaimed ?king of buffalo sports;? however, what concerns me more in regards to your mathematical skills is the claim that you?re?.11-6 on ?regular? plays?.

worm44 said:
Record:
NCAA: 3-2 Smash for 60%
11-6 "regular" plays for 64%

WOW!!! ?don?t know where you got 11-6, but by my calculations you?re a smoking 7-13 (35%) overall for a ?27.2 units!!! ?and eliminating the 3-3 on ?smash? plays, you?re 4-10 (29%) on all other plays?.

I don?t care if you thump your chest after a win, after all you and Scott are good entertainment for the rest of us, but if you?re going to post a record, at least have the balls to post an accurate one?otherwise, don?t post one at all.

The new people in this forum deserve better?. ;)

?anyone that wants to attack me for calling a spade a spade, have at it?. :moon:

p.s. Jack, I understand if this gets locked or moved to general or the dumpster, as that?s what happens quite a few threads that involve folks that talk in the third person. :)
 
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vinnie

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You caught the worm with his pants down now we can see why he's called the worm :scared
 

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the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse always gets the cheese ;):scared:

Taoist Autumn 2004


now thats come serious gumshoeing, did Monk help dance2 dance2
 
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gardenweasel

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i understand this story was ready to be broken tomorrow night by dan rather on the cbs evening news.....

taoist scooped rather...

excellent reporting....

btw....couldn`t you have exposed the worm next week?...we are both on n. ill. this weekend.....

i don`t appreciate you pissing on my shoes..... :nono: ;)
 

taoist

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gardenweasel said:
i understand this story was ready to be broken tomorrow night by dan rather on the cbs evening news.....

taoist scooped rather...

excellent reporting....

btw....couldn`t you have exposed the worm next week?...we are both on n. ill. this weekend.....

i don`t appreciate you pissing on my shoes..... :nono: ;)


For the record, taoist is watching the line and is leaning toward Cent Florida + the points.... :scared :sadwave: :scared :)
 

gardenweasel

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oi vey......i`m gonna have to start referring to myself in the third person.......i.e....

""food stamps just come in.....`weasel gon` go get hooked up wit` some gub`ment cheese"""...

i like it...
 

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:clap: I couldn't believe he came back after last season, but what do I know? I guess there are suckers here that didn't see his locks last year! You should check his basketball plays. :scared
 
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what brought this on, i kinda like the worm even if his record is wrong....

where is scotty from atlanta to defend his buddy, step it up scotty....

worm rock on bro, i know ur a solid capper....
 
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wow.awesome homework TAO.
bet you didn't know i still owe the library Curious george from when i was in the 2nd grade.
see your not so freakin smart.
:poke :poke :poke :com:
thanks for the work, rookies like me could get sucked in with B.S. if there not careful.
 
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