....There was a crooked woman, and she walked a crooked mile,
She found a crooked sixpence, against a crooked stile;
She lied about her email, and about a Libyan attack;
She claimed it did not happen, it was all just untrue facts;
She had a crooked husband, who soiled a nice blue dress;
He said he didn't do it, he was a victim of Congress;
She was pinned by enemy snipers, the Balkans weren't sublime;
She was named for Sir Edmund Hillary, 6 years ere' his noble climb;
They were broke in the year 2000, they really were quite poor;
The same year of the book deal, that gave her $14 million more;
Bill also visited Loretta, they spoke of golf and grandchildren;
Not Hillary's investigation, nor the crooked Clinton Foundation;
A girl of 12 was raped, for sure a heinous crime;
A crooked attorney laughed and worked, to see the rapist did no time;
Sid Blumenthal's crooked also, the Clinton's used him a lot;
He was emailed classified info, but a clearance he had not;
She claims to have short-circuited, but is that really fair;
A polygraph and sodium pentothal, would quickly clear the air;
The crooked Clinton Foundation, collects Billions for those in need;
But please don't tell the Haitian's, that the Foundation's built on greed;
The State Dept and Foundation; were kept separate day to day.
But recent emails seem to show, that what transpired was pay to play.
Comey gave a good show, we thought he would indict;
In the end he caved to higher ups, to halt her legal plight;
She loves her crooked pant suits, they really make the cut;
They do very little however, to hide her ample crooked butt;
She bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse;
And they all lived together, in a crooked Chappaqua house.
THE END...Hopefully..
She found a crooked sixpence, against a crooked stile;
She lied about her email, and about a Libyan attack;
She claimed it did not happen, it was all just untrue facts;
She had a crooked husband, who soiled a nice blue dress;
He said he didn't do it, he was a victim of Congress;
She was pinned by enemy snipers, the Balkans weren't sublime;
She was named for Sir Edmund Hillary, 6 years ere' his noble climb;
They were broke in the year 2000, they really were quite poor;
The same year of the book deal, that gave her $14 million more;
Bill also visited Loretta, they spoke of golf and grandchildren;
Not Hillary's investigation, nor the crooked Clinton Foundation;
A girl of 12 was raped, for sure a heinous crime;
A crooked attorney laughed and worked, to see the rapist did no time;
Sid Blumenthal's crooked also, the Clinton's used him a lot;
He was emailed classified info, but a clearance he had not;
She claims to have short-circuited, but is that really fair;
A polygraph and sodium pentothal, would quickly clear the air;
The crooked Clinton Foundation, collects Billions for those in need;
But please don't tell the Haitian's, that the Foundation's built on greed;
The State Dept and Foundation; were kept separate day to day.
But recent emails seem to show, that what transpired was pay to play.
Comey gave a good show, we thought he would indict;
In the end he caved to higher ups, to halt her legal plight;
She loves her crooked pant suits, they really make the cut;
They do very little however, to hide her ample crooked butt;
She bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse;
And they all lived together, in a crooked Chappaqua house.
THE END...Hopefully..
