This is the state of college football

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Who would have thought throwing millions of dollars at college kids would have a downside?

When I was a NCAA athlete I had a case of Gatorade offered to me "under the table" and I took it, I was never the same after that. Once you take the bribe, you are in deep.

And once I took an extra dollar of "meal money" when we were on the road staying at a Motel 6, yep.....once corrupted, you are always corrupted :devilish:

Thankfully I was never sued.
 

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When I was a NCAA athlete I had a case of Gatorade offered to me "under the table" and I took it, I was never the same after that. Once you take the bribe, you are in deep.

And once I took an extra dollar of "meal money" when we were on the road staying at a Motel 6, yep.....once corrupted, you are always corrupted :devilish:

Thankfully I was never sued.
sounds like somebody was on his way to fixing NFL games.

taking illegal gatorade is a gateway crime.
 

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sounds like somebody was on his way to fixing NFL games.

taking illegal gatorade is a gateway crime.

I was contacted by the NFL to write some scripts, but sadly my imagination wasn't good enough. They want writers that can really "go for it", and I just din't have the gumption they were looking for.

I was contacted by the NFL to make some magnets that could fit in footballs, but my design didn't make the cut. Anytime a field goal is missed I always think "that coulda been my magnet", yep I would have made a ton of money, but nope I was not hired😭


And yep...Gatorade is a gateway drug, once you get that Lemon Lime coarsing through your veins, you are hooked.
 

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Yea. I’d say cfb is pretty fk up right now. When this guy lives like this. 😂
 

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When I was a NCAA athlete I had a case of Gatorade offered to me "under the table" and I took it, I was never the same after that. Once you take the bribe, you are in deep.

And once I took an extra dollar of "meal money" when we were on the road staying at a Motel 6, yep.....once corrupted, you are always corrupted :devilish:

Thankfully I was never sued.
Real collegiate athletes were under scholarship!! :kurby
 
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