Thoughts on Sex
> > "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
> things that money can't buy."
> > --Tom Clancy
> >
> > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> > -- Steve Martin
> >
> > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> you'd better have a good hand."
> > -- Woody Allen
> >
> > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> > -- Rodney Dangerfield
> >
> > "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> > particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL."
> > --Lynn Lavner
> >
> > "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> > taxidermist."
> > --Matt Barry
> >
> > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> > --Camille Paglia
> >
> > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> > unimportant."
> > --George Burns
> >
> > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> > --Sharon Stone
> >
> > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
> > --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> >
> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> > --Jack Nicholson
> >
> > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> > --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had
a sense of humor)
> >
> > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
> > --Robin Williams
> > "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."
> > --Roseanne
> >
> > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> > --Billy Crystal
> >
> > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They
say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
> > --Robert De Niro
> >
> > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> > swelling. So what's the problem?"
> > -- Dustin Hoffman
> >
> > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> > --Jerry Seinfeld
> >
> > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
> > -- Rod Stewart
> >
> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
> > blood to run one at a time."
> > -- Robin Williams
> > "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
> things that money can't buy."
> > --Tom Clancy
> >
> > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> > -- Steve Martin
> >
> > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> you'd better have a good hand."
> > -- Woody Allen
> >
> > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> > -- Rodney Dangerfield
> >
> > "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> > particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL."
> > --Lynn Lavner
> >
> > "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> > taxidermist."
> > --Matt Barry
> >
> > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> > --Camille Paglia
> >
> > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> > unimportant."
> > --George Burns
> >
> > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> > --Sharon Stone
> >
> > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
> > --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> >
> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> > --Jack Nicholson
> >
> > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> > --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had
a sense of humor)
> >
> > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
> > --Robin Williams
> > "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."
> > --Roseanne
> >
> > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> > --Billy Crystal
> >
> > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They
say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
> > --Robert De Niro
> >
> > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> > swelling. So what's the problem?"
> > -- Dustin Hoffman
> >
> > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> > --Jerry Seinfeld
> >
> > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
> > -- Rod Stewart
> >
> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
> > blood to run one at a time."
> > -- Robin Williams
