Fuck you dealer.
I split my 8s against a 3... and get 88 and 83 to which I double down and get an Ace and split the 8's again.
83A 8K 8Q and you with your dirty three have an 8 underneath and you tease me with not one 5 but two before you take my chips... you blackjack whore.
:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger