Today, I got kicked in the......

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worm44

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testicles......

First some background-I joined a over 35 soccer league recently. We play games once a week...well i played in high school and in college but I have not played in years.......i keep in decent shape, but not soccer playing shape as i found out the last couple of weeks....any way there is a pro soccer league just across the border in Canada that i am a patron/sponsor of and I started the other day getting together with them twice a week to train indoors at a facility about a 45 minute drive across the border from my house......well today about 5 minutes into a 6 aside game as i turned to play a bouncing ball i got kicked full tilt right in the "nuts'...and I mean full shot square..............i wont get into the fact that it was the end of the scrimmage for me, or that i almost hurled, or that i have a ice pack on them now hours later....its been years since this happened to me last...and I hope it NEVER happens again..............EVER :scared
 
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FIRST OFF SOCCER IS A FAG SPORT ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT KICKED AND NOT FONDLED.I NEVER PLAY SISSY SPORTS LIKE SOCCER WORM SO I CANT IMAGINE A GROWN MAN KICKING ME IN THE BALLS.IFIT WAS ME WHO GOT KICKED I WOULD HAVE WAITED IN THE PARKING LOT AND KICKED THE SH-T OUT OF THE FAG.

WHILE YOUR SITTING THERE WITH THE ICE ON YOUR NUTS WORM ARE YOU ALSO WATCHING A WWW.RICHARDSIMMONS.COM VIDEO TOUGH UP YOU GIRLY MAN AND GO OUT AND PLAY A REAL MANS SPORT LIKE BASEBALL THIS IS WHAT I EXCELLED AT.IMAGINE COMING INTO MADJACKS AND TELLING A BUNCH OF HETEROSEXUEL MEN THAT YOUR BALLS ARE ACHING JACK I SAY WE GIVE THIS FAG A 2 WEEK SUSPENSION FOR MAKING MADJACKS LOOK LIKE A GAY FORUM.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON,KORDELL STEWART,LITTLE RICHARD,OR OUR VERY OWN SOCCER PLAYER WORM WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS :s4: SOCCER
 
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FIRST OFF SOCCER IS A FAG SPORT ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT KICKED AND NOT FONDLED.I NEVER PLAY SISSY SPORTS LIKE SOCCER WORM SO I CANT IMAGINE A GROWN MAN KICKING ME IN THE BALLS.IFIT WAS ME WHO GOT KICKED I WOULD HAVE WAITED IN THE PARKING LOT AND KICKED THE SH-T OUT OF THE FAG.

WHILE YOUR SITTING THERE WITH THE ICE ON YOUR NUTS WORM ARE YOU ALSO WATCHING A WWW.RICHARDSIMMONS.COM VIDEO TOUGH UP YOU GIRLY MAN AND GO OUT AND PLAY A REAL MANS SPORT LIKE BASEBALL THIS IS WHAT I EXCELLED AT.IMAGINE COMING INTO MADJACKS AND TELLING A BUNCH OF HETEROSEXUEL MEN THAT YOUR BALLS ARE ACHING JACK I SAY WE GIVE THIS FAG A 2 WEEK SUSPENSION FOR MAKING MADJACKS LOOK LIKE A GAY FORUM.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON,KORDELL STEWART,LITTLE RICHARD,OR OUR VERY OWN SOCCER PLAYER WORM WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS :s4: SOCCER
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JIM YOU KNOW I LIKE IRISH FAGS THEY GIVE THE BEST HEAD :s6: WILL YOU BRING WORM :s8: WITH YOU NEXT TIME YOU & THE LOVELY WIFE VISIT ME
 
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freelancc said:
did i read 'SMASH'... :SIB
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That little guy with the sunglasses is exactly how I picture you Freelanc :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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Dr Peter.. Thats funny on alot of levels..
Stay off the Irish...
As for worm..
Soccor is a pretty gay sport, lets be honest..
Orange slices at half time and a Capri Sun after the game..
Sorry but it is..
But dont loose sight of why you read the post.
Worm getting a willy shot..
No Man worth his salt cant cringe at hearing a story like this.
Nothing cripples the biggest of men than ringing those chimes
I am sure David took down Goliath with a well placed rock to the stones
Nothing is worse than the milisecond of recognition after the actual hit till the pain settles in. Your life can truely pass before your eyes.
This time frame reminds me of a quote by a literary legend when they sai
"The fear of death is worse than death itself"
You know the pain is coming and you accept your fate all in a nano second
Blessings to you and yours Worm
Just no pictures of the incident pleae.
I still have nightmares of that dude with man boobs
Any more menatailia and I may become a English Priemier League Fan by default
 
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worm44 said:
testicles......

First some background-I joined a support group for guys who have lost at least 1 testicle due to conveyor belt masturbatory accidents. Our numbers are few, but we do have a good time. We like to cause mayhem by trolling different websites and making up bullshit stories as we pretend to be important. We are also members of the GNP CLUB that Private Petey chairs. He's a great chairman, and he always has terrific suggestions on how to 'release' those frustrations in new and ever thrilling ways although that's how I got in this support group in the first place. I turn 27 next week, and to celebrate, we members of the GNP CLUB are going to rent out the internet cafe and stroke communally to pictures of fat girls. :mj14:
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beantownjim said:
FIRST OFF SOCCER IS A FAG SPORT ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT KICKED AND NOT FONDLED.I NEVER PLAY SISSY SPORTS LIKE SOCCER WORM SO I CANT IMAGINE A GROWN MAN KICKING ME IN THE BALLS.IFIT WAS ME WHO GOT KICKED I WOULD HAVE WAITED IN THE PARKING LOT AND KICKED THE SH-T OUT OF THE FAG.

WHILE YOUR SITTING THERE WITH THE ICE ON YOUR NUTS WORM ARE YOU ALSO WATCHING A WWW.RICHARDSIMMONS.COM VIDEO TOUGH UP YOU GIRLY MAN AND GO OUT AND PLAY A REAL MANS SPORT LIKE BASEBALL THIS IS WHAT I EXCELLED AT.IMAGINE COMING INTO MADJACKS AND TELLING A BUNCH OF HETEROSEXUEL MEN THAT YOUR BALLS ARE ACHING JACK I SAY WE GIVE THIS FAG A 2 WEEK SUSPENSION FOR MAKING MADJACKS LOOK LIKE A GAY FORUM.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON,KORDELL STEWART,LITTLE RICHARD,OR OUR VERY OWN SOCCER PLAYER WORM WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS :s4: SOCCER
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you are such a tool

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