Top 10 signs your 9-year-old son is gambling....

[HeadHunter]

10. He's been rolling his brother's blocks and yelling "Seven-come-eleven!"

9. His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 through 36 written on
it, plus a 0
and a 00.

8. While playing "Go Fish" he tried to double down.

7. He posted a line on his 4th grade spelling bee.

6. While the rest of his class is learning multiplication tables, he
knows how to convert
moneylines into must-win percentages.

5. The Golden Nugget sent him free airline tickets.

4. The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.

3. He recently bought a $3,000 suit.

2. He knows way-y-y too much about NFL yards-per-point differentials.

And the Number One sign that your 9-year-old is gambling....

1. He's dating a stripper.

 

[hellah10]

Re: Top 10 signs your 9-year-old son is gambling....

9. His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 through 36 written on
it, plus a 0
and a 00.

:lol:

 

[Blazer]

9

9

Nine years old? He's getting a late jump. Most handicappers have been betting for 10 years by the time they are nine. At least that's what thier radio ad said right after they promoted a ten-team, 5-star, super lock parlay.

 

[dawgball]

This is one of the funnier top 10 lists that I have seen.

 

[twofingers]

My indoctoration into gambling happened when I was 9-10 years old. My mother use to take us to the harness track ( Batavia Downs) and we would run bets for her and her friends. This was back in early 70's and I still can not believe that was only a few times that the tellers even blicked twice. I could key and wheel a trifecta bet before I had pubes.

true story

 

[TJBELL]

LMFAO!!!! That was good!!!

 

[SmashMouth]

10. He was banned for life from cap league for betting on games.
9. He asked for Don Best software for christmas
8. He got caught dealing off the bottom of the deck in a game of crazy eights.
7. He started giving you an allowance.
6. He ripped off the offering plate in church again.
5.He asked if he could take a life insurance policy out on you your wife and the grandparents.
4. He is getting calls from touts nightly
3. When the baseball team he used to be on wins he takes them out for ice cream.
2. He runs a 10/20 hold'em game in your basement on Monday wed. and friday
1.Pete Rose calls him for horse tips and has sent you 25 k to pay for the boys college.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

hilarious shit, guys....!!

 

[dawgball]

In the healthy childhood that I had, when my grandmother "babysat" me it was usually at the track, Ellis Park. I learned more about math at the track than I did in elementary school. ALgebra was a cake when I looked at it like odds. 8-1 means 8x + x = return amount where x is the amount of your wager. When we didn't go to the track we usually played poker.

I didn't know that you had to be 18 to wager until I was 16. I guess they decided that I was betting for myself at that time.

Damn, I miss Kentucky!

 

[BADTODABONE]

Merry-go-round is painted black & red with a touch of green. He waves his left hand with a smooth sweep from right to left as it starts its go-round!!!

 

[taoist]

Re: Top 10 signs your 9-year-old son is gambling....

7. He posted a line on his 4th grade spelling bee.

LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[noodle]

too funny.........:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: