Top Smartass comments to make to Britney Spears

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Top X Smartass Comments To Make To Britney Spears If You See Her Out on the Street Now That She?s Bald and Has a TattooOh, who cares about the openers? There?s exactly one funny thing that happened this week, and we would be remiss indeed if we did not present the Top X Smartass Comments To Make To Britney Spears If You See Her Out on the Street Now That She?s Bald and has a Tattoo.

15. ?Hey, Brit, you know, when they told you bald was beautiful, they were talking about your hoohah.?

14. ?I?ve got you in the Death Pool dying of accidental ingestion of sleeping pills following a three-way with Gary Coleman. Still a good bet??

13. ?Who loves ya, baby one more time??

12. ?Congratulations; you?ve made K-Fed look sane.?

11. ?Not to mention Michael Jackson!?

10. ?Not to mention Mariah Carey!?

9. ?Not to mention Whitney Houston!?

8. ?Not to mention the Olsen twins!?

7. ?Hey Britney, now the drapes match the carpet.?

6. ?So, what was it, lice? I bet it was lice.?

5. ?Damn, that bouncer?s hot!?

4. ?Nice; that?s the Natalie Portman look, right? Except she got paid to shave her hair. And she managed to get into college. And her movies do enough box office to make Crossroads look pathetic. But other than that??

3. ?You know, if you can?t hack rehab at Eric Clapton?s house in Antigua, you really can?t hack rehab.?

2. ?I feel bad for your kids.?

1. ??So, Brit, did you know I contribute to Top X?? (What the hell, she?s got no standards anymore?)?

 

[Terryray]

from Tyler Durden's blog Thursday and Friday:

from Tyler Durden's blog Thursday and Friday:

BRITNEY IS SEXY, RATIONAL

Yikes. Britney last night outside of Kevins house, attacking the paparazzi after he refused to speak to her. If I saw this thing coming at me in the middle of the night, I wouldn't even wait to roll down the windows before I opened fire. I think you can legally kill someone if they come charging after you looking like this. In fact I think you're allowed to continue shooting them all the way up to the autopsy.

BRITNEY IS QUICK LIKE A CAT



Here's the video, originally shot by X17 Online, of Britney attacking the paparazzi two nights ago with an umbrella. It happens fast and it's easy to miss, but right about the half-way point, you hear Britney's assistant say, "please guys, don't guys, please, please don't do this ? oh god", then you hear a crunch and then Britney says "f*ck you ? f*ck yourselves". And in the background, you can hear Jayden trying to get that foil top off a cup of apple sauce. Holy god, If I had a son, I'd rather leave him at a NAMBLA meeting than with Britney. I'd rather leave him underwater.


from What Would Tyler Durden Do

 

[The Sponge]

Im kinda feeling sorry for her anymore. These guys are to much. This girl can not go anywhere without being hounded. After awhile this shit has to take its toll on a person. These people just don't let up. Its like a game to them. This broad is about to snap and these people show no mercy. Snapshot after snapshot.