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My dad's a TV repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. ...He can fix it.

....Crushed by Jefferson.
 

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For those of you with no fashion sense, let me educate you a little on the outfit. Keep in mind, TPaine normally prefers Dolce & Gabbana....

The blouse is a classic 1986 Bears Superbowl tee. This is especially impressive because it's the first year they were made in Laos - and they made just as many of the Patriots just in case they won. If you can find a 1986 Patriots Superbowl Champ shirt ....well, let's just say you'd be running in some very important social circles. Anyway, we're talking about 100% cotton. Sleeves or no sleeves, this shirt's durability is only matched by it's class.

The slacks are nothing to write home about. Armani - YES, but they've done better. Plus, these are wrinkled. Sorry, but that's no way to make an impression at the junkyard.

The highlight here is definitley the sandals. These were fashioned by 7-year old Indonesian children. 7 years is a great age - they have some strength, but are completely over the questioning stage. You don't want kids cobbling shoes and asking why the sky is blue at the same time - it really eats up quality work time and distracts supervisors. You can tell by the way the front of the sandal matches the toes that this is a quality shoe - accomodating with a splash of "hey, I'm upper class" mixed in.

I won't even talk about the hat. Oh mommy.
 
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lol come on now, thats my just rolled out of bed 90 degree out here in chicago outfit... those are bauer hockey shower sandles by the way for ultimate comfort.

The hat would be a Marlins 5950, gotta love Miggy Cabs one of my favorite players.
 

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Meaty!!! Are you bowing up in a junk yard! Lee Roy Brown would be impressed. :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

The funny thing is: to act like such a pussy over the last few months with the ex gf, I had this picture of a string little guy the way you've been carrying on...

I'm sure if you found a shirt with sleeves you'd be able to get back out there and nail some talent.



You'll be fine.
 

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Woodson

That's his "Sunday Going To Meetings" top shelf get up!

I think I got's to get me one of those things for my dome. I got a big mellon also.

Keep your seatbelt on TP.
 

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Looks like a fresh pedicure to me, that's a very smart look young man.

I wasn't going to mention anything, but personally I would have gone with Revlon 'ColorStay' - probably the 'Sheer Bliss' instead of that clear crap. Frankly, I think that's very 2003.
 
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