Last night my girl and I are in bed watching Alias with the lights out and a couple of candles burning. When my girl asked me what's that noise? Oh it's just some squirrel running across the roof I say. But this is more of a eery scrapping noise as if something is trying to get in I'm thinking to myself.
Then before another thought can enter my mind. Puff the TV goes out. And in the shadows of the candle light I see it. A 7 foot tall mass of black looking right at me. Sensing something is wrong my girl turns to me and asks what's happening?
So you see it too?
See what she said?
Before I can speak, out of the darkness it comes. Flapping it's wings, eek, eek, it's saying to me. Screams of horror, get it out! get it out! Is all I can hear in the background.
Jumping from the bed in my boxers. I'm franticly trying to think of something to do. Get under the covers I shout. Now with my girl safely hidden and this devil of a beast flying about my head I devise my plan.
Grabbing the red shirt I had on moments ago I'm set to do battle. Like a bull fighter in a ring I dare the mythical beast to come at me. As if knowing only one of us could have her, he closes in for the kill. Dancing around the room we would have made Rocky and Apollo proud. Neither of us giving up, giving it our all. Each knowing the other was near their end.
Wanting to go out with a little something the beast lands on my sheet covered girls :moon: With the beast now mesmerized I spring into action. Scooping him up with my left hand and opening the window with my right. I say my good byes by sending him into the darkness from which he came.
And like all good heroes I got my just dessert.
Dude
Then before another thought can enter my mind. Puff the TV goes out. And in the shadows of the candle light I see it. A 7 foot tall mass of black looking right at me. Sensing something is wrong my girl turns to me and asks what's happening?
So you see it too?
See what she said?
Before I can speak, out of the darkness it comes. Flapping it's wings, eek, eek, it's saying to me. Screams of horror, get it out! get it out! Is all I can hear in the background.
Jumping from the bed in my boxers. I'm franticly trying to think of something to do. Get under the covers I shout. Now with my girl safely hidden and this devil of a beast flying about my head I devise my plan.
Grabbing the red shirt I had on moments ago I'm set to do battle. Like a bull fighter in a ring I dare the mythical beast to come at me. As if knowing only one of us could have her, he closes in for the kill. Dancing around the room we would have made Rocky and Apollo proud. Neither of us giving up, giving it our all. Each knowing the other was near their end.
Wanting to go out with a little something the beast lands on my sheet covered girls :moon: With the beast now mesmerized I spring into action. Scooping him up with my left hand and opening the window with my right. I say my good byes by sending him into the darkness from which he came.
And like all good heroes I got my just dessert.
Dude
