All in the Family. Archie to Edith what kind of meat is this. Cows tongue Edith replies. Archie to Edith. You think im eating any meat that comes from a cows mouth? Noway! Make me some Eggs. 
TV Show Lines Remembered
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Used to watch that show all the time as a child with my parents.
Was indeed a classic.
do you remeber the song that played prior to its start?
also a classic
"Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days, and you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days!"
Was indeed a classic.
do you remeber the song that played prior to its start?
also a classic
"Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days, and you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days!"
Taxi- The gang is having a party and Latka is straring intently at the TV when Alex walks by. "This is very confusing, very confusing" say Latka.
"Oh thats football" replies Alex. "What don't you understand?"
"Well, says Latka, this team is named Giants, but they are not bigger than anybody else." "And this team is named Redskins, but everybody is black."
Alex walks away w/a blank look on his face.
"Oh thats football" replies Alex. "What don't you understand?"
"Well, says Latka, this team is named Giants, but they are not bigger than anybody else." "And this team is named Redskins, but everybody is black."
Alex walks away w/a blank look on his face.
All In The Family- When archie found out cousin Maud was getting married. Archie's response "Good night nurse, she's marrying a Jew".
Honeymooners- One of these days Alice, one of these days, pow, right in the kisser.
Honeymooners- One of these days Alice, one of these days, pow, right in the kisser.
Honeymooners..Ralph is teaching Ed how to play golf and tells him he needs to address the ball.Ed looks down and says "Hello ball".
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George Costanza in bed with a woman.
Woman says, "What are you doing?"
George replies, "Pleasuring you."
Ed
Woman says, "What are you doing?"
George replies, "Pleasuring you."
Ed
"You are double dipping. Thats like putting your whole mouth in the bowl"
"Was it a Titlelist? Hole in one."
"You wouldnt eat broccoli if it was covered in chocolate sauce"
"I know the chunky who ate these chunkies"
"Youre batman"
Man I could go on all day with seinfeld quotes.
"Was it a Titlelist? Hole in one."
"You wouldnt eat broccoli if it was covered in chocolate sauce"
"I know the chunky who ate these chunkies"
"Youre batman"
Man I could go on all day with seinfeld quotes.
Not exactly sure it went like this but
Hill Street Blues........when the sergeant ended his morning talk....he would say.............
"and remember......Lets be extra careful out there"........and he would shake his finger........
Hill Street Blues........when the sergeant ended his morning talk....he would say.............
"and remember......Lets be extra careful out there"........and he would shake his finger........
"Cheers":
Coach answers the phone and looks around..."Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?!"
Sam: "That's you, Coach."
Coach: "Speaking!"
"Seinfeld" & "Cheers"...nothing better
M
Coach answers the phone and looks around..."Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?!"
Sam: "That's you, Coach."
Coach: "Speaking!"
"Seinfeld" & "Cheers"...nothing better
M
Archie explaining his "man is superior to woman" philosophy:
"it's in the bible, God made man from his own image,,a man!"
Meathead "so!"
Archie "then, Meathead, he made women from the rib of the man.
Meathead "so, how does that mean man is superior?
Archie "the rib, Meathead,,,a cheaper cut!!"
"it's in the bible, God made man from his own image,,a man!"
Meathead "so!"
Archie "then, Meathead, he made women from the rib of the man.
Meathead "so, how does that mean man is superior?
Archie "the rib, Meathead,,,a cheaper cut!!"
From Cheers:
Woody: Dr. Crane, weren't you a Rhodes Scholor?
Dr. Crane: Why, yes Woody, I was indeed.
Woody: Tell me this, why do those potholes in the roads return a short time after they repair them?
Dr. Crane: I don't know Woody, I guess I missed that day in class!
Woody: Uh ha,,came back to haunt you, didn't it!!
Woody: Dr. Crane, weren't you a Rhodes Scholor?
Dr. Crane: Why, yes Woody, I was indeed.
Woody: Tell me this, why do those potholes in the roads return a short time after they repair them?
Dr. Crane: I don't know Woody, I guess I missed that day in class!
Woody: Uh ha,,came back to haunt you, didn't it!!
On the Johnny Carson show. Sorry can see the comics face can not remember his name. They were talking about marrage. The comic said. Remember Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. John just about died. Dam who is that fat little guy. Don Rickles. I new it would come to me.
