I know it is a little late but this is my old man's poem he wrote for his senior english class. Had him type it up so I could share... makes me laugh everytime:mj07:
T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house
not a ****er was stirring,
not even a louse,
up on the roof top
arose such a clatter,
I sprung from my woman
to see the matter,
slipped on a rubber
broke my dam ass,
an all I saw was a
jolly fat bastard as big as can be,
he filled the stockings
with good thing like beer
and a magnum condom for the family steer,
he exclaimed as he flew out of sight
piss on ya' all
it's been a hell of a night
T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house
not a ****er was stirring,
not even a louse,
up on the roof top
arose such a clatter,
I sprung from my woman
to see the matter,
slipped on a rubber
broke my dam ass,
an all I saw was a
jolly fat bastard as big as can be,
he filled the stockings
with good thing like beer
and a magnum condom for the family steer,
he exclaimed as he flew out of sight
piss on ya' all
it's been a hell of a night
