WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration recently announced that a two - headed man who can sing in stereo will perform at the next Barack Obama birthday party. The guest, who's name is Jo-Jo, will sing the traditional "Happy Birthday" song. Rumor has it that Jo - Jo is no relation to the renowned identical twins of Doublemint fame who made their fortune singing about chewing gum. Said Jo-Jo, "I'm I'm very very excited excited to to be be singing singing for for the Prez Prez."
