Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
>> The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
>> for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
>> going."
>> The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
>> my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little anxious."
>> The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
>> she look like?"
>> The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
>> blue eyes, long legs, large busted, and is wearing a tank top and short
>> shorts. What does your wife look like?"
>> To which the first old guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours.". .
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>> The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
>> for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
>> going."
>> The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
>> my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little anxious."
>> The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
>> she look like?"
>> The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
>> blue eyes, long legs, large busted, and is wearing a tank top and short
>> shorts. What does your wife look like?"
>> To which the first old guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours.". .
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