One day at the Birmingham Airport there were two pilots sitting around watching it rain! Their flights had been cancelled and they had no work to do! One pilot turns to the other and says " Hey it sure would be nice to have something to drink!" The other pilot agrees and they are off to the hangar to find something to drink. After an hour or so of searching all the planes they are still empty handed! One of the pilots says " hey I heard drinking Jet Fuel packs a pretty mean buzz and it is safe to drink!" The other agrees and they are off to the wing of the plane just boozing it up! after a few too many drinks the pilots head off to each of their respective homes!
The next day the pilot that had the idea to drink the jet fuel wakes up feeling like a million dollars, he has no hangover and has more spring in his step than he has had in 20 years! After eating breakfast he loads up on the couch and proceeds to watch football for the day. About that time the phone rings and on the other end is the other pilot! He says hey man how do you feel? The couch potato exclaims I have not felt this good in years! The other pilot asks " Oh good you have not farted yet!" the other says why no I have not..........why do you ask! The pilot responds Because I did and now I'm in Pheonix!
The next day the pilot that had the idea to drink the jet fuel wakes up feeling like a million dollars, he has no hangover and has more spring in his step than he has had in 20 years! After eating breakfast he loads up on the couch and proceeds to watch football for the day. About that time the phone rings and on the other end is the other pilot! He says hey man how do you feel? The couch potato exclaims I have not felt this good in years! The other pilot asks " Oh good you have not farted yet!" the other says why no I have not..........why do you ask! The pilot responds Because I did and now I'm in Pheonix!
