This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once
inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,who
expected to find two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The
robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers
opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not
find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
ughhhhh......
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once
inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,who
expected to find two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The
robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers
opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not
find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
ughhhhh......