WARNING!...John Rocker Sighting

[Blazer]

He's Baaaack...

Johnny "off his" Rocker was called up by the Devil Rays this weekend after looking impressive in a minor league stint.

Now, if we can get The Worm to join the Clippers maybe we can quit discussing all these "I write better stories than you do" posts. dance2

 

[gman2]

saw him pitch against the tigers. his velocity is still there. but he was all over the place and didnt have control of his pitches.

he changed his delivery setup as well. kinda funky. brings the glove to a halt right above his left ear.

unlike most, i actually want to see him succeed. hes a talented pitcher, but he gets rattled too easily at this point in his career

 

[Blazer]

It will be interesting to say the least. I'm not against him. I've said some dumb things in my life I wish I could take back. Just interesting that he is back. I will say this...I'm not picking him up in fantasy baseball. I'll let some other jerk take that risk.

 

[RAZ]

If he can throw, let em rip... he gets paid to pitch, bootm line nothing else. After all that crap he'll probably throw 10 no hitters, pick up 5 cy youngs.

Then retire to fire island and open up the "Anal Avenger Florist Shop" w/his significant other Jose Mesa and he'll walk off into the sunset on all fours w/a dog collar , leather chaps and his patented
"Anal Avenger Demolition Man" model sprouting from his ass, LOL!!


Later in life he will be forced into bankruptcy due to jose's obsession w/Brazilian waxes :thefinger

 

[freelancc]