Week 4 from the maggot

[Maggot]

Well nothing funny about week 3. The Maggot is all business.
Ytd straight 10-5 +450 66%
Best Bets 0-3.. Unreal
Totals 6-1
3 team parlays 0-3.. fcku me (-300)
3 team teasers.. 2-1 +160

Money line action bets 0-1 -290


I will track the moneylines separately for obvious reasons. The only people will care are the crickets anyway. Just to recap I post 5 plays and parlay and tease the top 3. Im 10-5 and losing money, because I put hem in the wrong order. FML. Back at it for week 4

Houston -3
Philly+5.5
Jets Over 44.5
Saints over53
Miami -4

 

[Maggot]

I'm at a frieking wedding and if the Texans don't cover I'm going up to the Bride Grooom table and fishing in the mailbox for the envelope and taking a benjamin out, I shit you not. Who gets married on a football sunday?

 

[ldabdou]

I'm at a frieking wedding and if the Texans don't cover I'm going up to the Bride Grooom table and fishing in the mailbox for the envelope and taking a benjamin out, I shit you not. Who gets married on a football sunday?

I did last weekend...:0074

 

[poolplayer8888]

I'm at a frieking wedding and if the Texans don't cover I'm going up to the Bride Grooom table and fishing in the mailbox for the envelope and taking a benjamin out, I shit you not. Who gets married on a football sunday?

Sunday wedding?? Never heard of that.

 

[bleedingpurple]

I'm at a frieking wedding and if the Texans don't cover I'm going up to the Bride Grooom table and fishing in the mailbox for the envelope and taking a benjamin out, I shit you not. Who gets married on a football sunday?

Happened to me about 5 years ago and I was a groomsmen. Wedding at 2 pm on Sunday, I told him he was a fucking idiot but still showed. I was out of there right after wedding ended to bar.

 

[Maggot]

These people just did the Champagne toast prior to the Electric Slide. What were they,,, Raised by wolves? Now I'm taking my whole envelope back just on principle. Not to mention I walked by and carpet bombed the brides grandparents table during the salad course on the way to the bar. I feel like grandma tillie and I really connected. That bitch got a full snoot full of Eau de Maggette. Thats french for a close rangr fart in your grill from the maggot.

Anyway We got off the snide with best bets and looking good for a winning day.

 

[Four Corners]

These people just did the Champagne toast prior to the Electric Slide. What were they,,, Raised by wolves? Now I'm taking my whole envelope back just on principle. Not to mention I walked by and carpet bombed the brides grandparents table during the salad course on the way to the bar. I feel like grandma tillie and I really connected. That bitch got a full snoot full of Eau de Maggette. Thats french for a close rangr fart in your grill from the maggot.

Anyway We got off the snide with best bets and looking good for a winning day.

So is it safe to say you were not the leader of the Electric Slide!!! Funny shit:mj07:

It's cheaper to get married on a Sunday!!

 

[Maggot]

oh brother I was definitely leading the slide. love that Cowboys touchdown to start the game let's get over over over over. .the weekend is profitable no matter what.

 

[Maggot]

Ytd Straight 14-6 +740 %70
Best Bets 1-3
Totals 7-2
3 team parlays 0-4:scared -400
3 team 10 pt teasers 3-1 +480



Just a reminder of what I'm up to.



I'm going to post 5 games every week. Sides or totals. I'm using this site to track my progress as I bet my local bartender that I could hit some benchmarks.
Go over 58% on straight plays
over 65% on best bets
Hit 5 three team parlays out of the 17 weeks
Hit 10 3 team teasers out of 17

He is giving me 10 to 1 odds I can't do it.
I put up 150 on each of the above benchmarks.

All my plays on here are 100 except the teasers which are a deuce.


Bonus play
Chiefs under 47 I think the chiefs ball control and defense at home makes this game stay below the number.