The Maggot got down on another potential Middle for Thursday night. 5 dimes has the Broncos -9 +110 everybody else has them at - 7 and a hook. It is a no brainer to take a shot and bet both sides equally and hope with these two offenses something strange happens and the Broncos win by 8. Hey you never know. More to follow
Week 8. Stuck in the Middle with you... Sincerely, The Maggot
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We tore into the profits last week a little bit even though the straight record continues to look nice.
Ytd
Straight 22-13 (+ 774)
Best Bets 2-5.. Good thing I bet them the same as any other game.
Totals 11-6
3 team parlays 0-7 (-700)
3 team Teasers 4-3 (+140)
+ 214. Beer money
Stay the Course
Ytd
Straight 22-13 (+ 774)
Best Bets 2-5.. Good thing I bet them the same as any other game.
Totals 11-6
3 team parlays 0-7 (-700)
3 team Teasers 4-3 (+140)
+ 214. Beer money
Stay the Course
Two early leans
Chargers coming off a loss may have been looking ahead a little to prime time tilt in Denver. Denver blew out the niners but there are some aches and pains after the hard hitting niners that a short week won't help. I hate to go against Peyton when he is hot but I think they may be caught sleeping here.
took the generous 9 AT 5 DIMES today. (-120) This is not one of my top 3 and will not factor in my parlay or teaser.
Bills +3 over the Jets.
I know the Jets played decent against the Pats and lost a heart breaker. They actually dominated and had a huge time of possession edge. However they still lost a heartbreaker and now come home and mark my words they will be out coached out hit out hustled an Geno will be back to being Geno. Buffalo will win outright,
This game is a part of my parlay and teaser.
Chargers coming off a loss may have been looking ahead a little to prime time tilt in Denver. Denver blew out the niners but there are some aches and pains after the hard hitting niners that a short week won't help. I hate to go against Peyton when he is hot but I think they may be caught sleeping here.
took the generous 9 AT 5 DIMES today. (-120) This is not one of my top 3 and will not factor in my parlay or teaser.
Bills +3 over the Jets.
I know the Jets played decent against the Pats and lost a heart breaker. They actually dominated and had a huge time of possession edge. However they still lost a heartbreaker and now come home and mark my words they will be out coached out hit out hustled an Geno will be back to being Geno. Buffalo will win outright,
This game is a part of my parlay and teaser.
The Maggot has been stuck of the middle of a war zone the last couple of days. The queen and my two high school aged daughters are all driving me crazy because it is there time of the month. If it was just my wife it would be one thing. I'd just shove a dirty sock in her mouth and bend her over. Let's face it the Maggot likes crime scene sex (css) just like the next guy. When you have the three of them bitching moaning and fighting however, The Maggot will do just about anything to get out of the crib. This explains my trip today to pick up Two big boxes of tampons , midol,and about 42 candy bars. So I'm in line at Walgreens and I'm getting some cockeyed glances from some of the people in line who notice the items in my basket. I finally get to the register where Aquanette begins to ring me up. The total comes to 51.24 and I give her A hundred dollar bill.:shrug:.
This is our conversation
" Do you have anything smaller"?
" Yea I got a twenty but i figured you'd might want something big enough to cover the bill".
" Do you have a card you can use then"?
" Why do I want to use my card?"
" So you don't hold up the line Sir"
" I'm not using a card when I have cash"
" I can't break that I have to have a manager come up and that could be a 10 minute wait."
"I'm in no hurry Aquanette"
"Please don't call me by my name sir. I did not give you permission to do so."
"It's on your name tag Aquanette therefore you didn't need to. What nationality or origin is that name it is pretty.
" That is a racist statement and I refuse to answer.
" Is it french? Or did your mother who had you when she was 16 name you after a can of hairspray in aisle two you condescending bitch?"
Laughter erupts just as the manager gets there in two approve my big bill after scanning it and listening to Aquanette tell him I'm a racist and have been abusive he opens her drawer to find she has literally no change and no bills other than twenties in it. He says we will have to wait for another manager to come up and bring her money from the safe and he is in the middle of something and can I use a card. I just start laughing and walk out. I leave my car right where it is and the Maggot hops in a cab. I need a drink
To the Sharky's and step on it!!!
This is our conversation
" Do you have anything smaller"?
" Yea I got a twenty but i figured you'd might want something big enough to cover the bill".
" Do you have a card you can use then"?
" Why do I want to use my card?"
" So you don't hold up the line Sir"
" I'm not using a card when I have cash"
" I can't break that I have to have a manager come up and that could be a 10 minute wait."
"I'm in no hurry Aquanette"
"Please don't call me by my name sir. I did not give you permission to do so."
"It's on your name tag Aquanette therefore you didn't need to. What nationality or origin is that name it is pretty.
" That is a racist statement and I refuse to answer.
" Is it french? Or did your mother who had you when she was 16 name you after a can of hairspray in aisle two you condescending bitch?"
Laughter erupts just as the manager gets there in two approve my big bill after scanning it and listening to Aquanette tell him I'm a racist and have been abusive he opens her drawer to find she has literally no change and no bills other than twenties in it. He says we will have to wait for another manager to come up and bring her money from the safe and he is in the middle of something and can I use a card. I just start laughing and walk out. I leave my car right where it is and the Maggot hops in a cab. I need a drink
To the Sharky's and step on it!!!
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Yep true story.. I came home drunk and Tamponless to prove it.:SIB
Ok So here Is the Card
Buffalo +3
Cincy over 45.5
Chicago over 50
Sd +9
Philly +2.5
Parlay top 3 150 gets me 900
teaser 360 gets me 300
Bonus action2 team teaser
Eagles +8.5 over 42 for 100
Ok So here Is the Card
Buffalo +3
Cincy over 45.5
Chicago over 50
Sd +9
Philly +2.5
Parlay top 3 150 gets me 900
teaser 360 gets me 300
Bonus action2 team teaser
Eagles +8.5 over 42 for 100
Dude...U ain't right...If you don't make it as a professional gambler you may as a stand up!! for those of us who have been here for a few years remember Clem....one funny cat!!!:mj07::mj07: I miss Clem.
Well San Dog got bitch slapped. Kind of like the other night when I was getting a little of the nasty and called the queen by her Mothers name:shrug:.
More on that later. Tonight it is off to the Bowling Alley. The queen and her team are bowling in a tournament for charity. Me and some of the guys are going to get a stew on and then go heckle the bitches. See we have a rooting interest. It is one of those things where the more pins they knock down the more cash we gotta donate. So we figure we will turn on the pressure a little so they get knocked out in the first round.:00hour Besides I already gave at the office.. My secretary may not be much of a looker but she never whines like some people I know when I give her eye the old stuck shut.
opcorn2
More on that later. Tonight it is off to the Bowling Alley. The queen and her team are bowling in a tournament for charity. Me and some of the guys are going to get a stew on and then go heckle the bitches. See we have a rooting interest. It is one of those things where the more pins they knock down the more cash we gotta donate. So we figure we will turn on the pressure a little so they get knocked out in the first round.:00hour Besides I already gave at the office.. My secretary may not be much of a looker but she never whines like some people I know when I give her eye the old stuck shut.
opcorn2 I'm happy to report Mrs Maggot and her bowling team did not fair well. We heckled them relentlessly and they couldn't hang. Good luck in your games today boys and girls!:SIB
Prime time game. Is so stinking easy... Right? Two teams going in opposite directions. One Qb playing at Old world level.. One playing at his 5'11 stature. Green Bay should rape the Saints tonight. Except for one thing. They Wont. I'd love to pound the Saints but I promised the Queen I would not bet tonight on the account it is our anniversary. Stay tuned:0corn
I think 21 years of marriage is tin anniversary. So I made the Queen a can of beefaroni and gave her a 24 ounce Budweiser. The girls are out at their grandmothers so we can get romantic. Now The Maggot as you know is one hell of a lover but tonight It is a two pump and dump chump! We got some football and the Maggot has a promise to break.
Saints are in Desperation mode and America has gone the other way.
Saints -2.5
Saints
+3.5
under 60.5
Teaser..
That is if I were going to break the promise... But I'm married to a queen and tonight I'm gonna hit her in the shit-er.:sadwave:
Saints are in Desperation mode and America has gone the other way.
Saints -2.5
Saints
+3.5
under 60.5
Teaser..
That is if I were going to break the promise... But I'm married to a queen and tonight I'm gonna hit her in the shit-er.:sadwave:
Saints and under but tease it.. no parlaY.
Just Won't be counting this either way in my tracking..
Just Won't be counting this either way in my tracking..
Got the Mob for over a dime yesterday. Cards last second td cost me a 4-1 card but I will take it.
Season ytd
straight 25-15 +$854
Best Bets 3-5
3 team parlays 1-7 +200. Glad I bumped this weeks up to a buck and a half
3 team teasers 5-3 +440
Bonus two team teas3r 1-0 +100
+1594
We are on the move
Season ytd
straight 25-15 +$854
Best Bets 3-5
3 team parlays 1-7 +200. Glad I bumped this weeks up to a buck and a half
3 team teasers 5-3 +440
Bonus two team teas3r 1-0 +100
+1594
We are on the move
