Ok, one of my best friends asked me at work yesterday if I wanted to go to Windsor with him with some girls and stuff. He broke up with his girl so he`s trying to get his mind of her...so anywhoooo I say ok and we go. Get there around midnight and we stayed at the clubs for a few hours. Anyways, before we leave we stop by the Casino.
I Warn you all....DO NOT EVER GAMBLE AT THE CASINO IN WINDSOR!!!!!
Now I realized why I never win up there. All the tables were full of 19-20 year old kids. So I jump in at a table and start playing. Now first of, this is not my money....this is my friends and asked me to win him some money. Basically the goal was to be up 100 dollars so that takes care of all the beer and tolls and gas and food we had....a free trip another words. Well somehow someway I get up to 150...needed one more win then I would get up and leave....well, that didnt happen...I lost every hand after that. And it wasnt because of random cards or whatever...IT WAS BECAUSE THE FAWKING KIDS DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY! 4 Hands in a row I had 18 or better....and the dealer had a bust card or a 2 or 3. And I lost all my good hands because these fawking morons dont know how to play. For instance...
I had 19...dealer had 4. There are 5 of us...the first 2 stay...then the next 2(whom I assume are boyfriend/girlfriend) had a soft 16 and a soft 15...THEY FAWKING DOUBLE DOWN, I wanted to shoot them and throw them in the Detroit River right then and there. So they both get face cards...and wouldnt ya know it...the dealer has 14...and draws a 6 to make 20 and lose my hand. But wait....theres moreeeeeee.
I had 18...dealer had 5. The first guy had two 7s and DID NOT split them. Buttttt the stupid girl next to me had two face cards AND SPLIT THOSE! I straight told her...."Your the stupidest fawking blackjack player I ever met...you too playboy(to her boyfriend)" Well I forget what they ended up getting...but I know they took her bust cards and the dealer ended up having 15 and drawing a 6....
After that...I got up and left and looked at the dealer and shook my head...she looked back and laughed. Mannn Windsor Casino has to love having these morons playing.
Moral of the story ~~> DO NOT PLAY BLACKJACK OR ANY GAME FOR THAT MATTER AT CASINO WINSDOR.
One more point before I go....You fawking Canadians are so lucky....PizzaPizza is the best pizza I have ever had in my life. I look forward to going to PizzaPizza more then anything when I go to Windsor....
I Warn you all....DO NOT EVER GAMBLE AT THE CASINO IN WINDSOR!!!!!
Now I realized why I never win up there. All the tables were full of 19-20 year old kids. So I jump in at a table and start playing. Now first of, this is not my money....this is my friends and asked me to win him some money. Basically the goal was to be up 100 dollars so that takes care of all the beer and tolls and gas and food we had....a free trip another words. Well somehow someway I get up to 150...needed one more win then I would get up and leave....well, that didnt happen...I lost every hand after that. And it wasnt because of random cards or whatever...IT WAS BECAUSE THE FAWKING KIDS DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY! 4 Hands in a row I had 18 or better....and the dealer had a bust card or a 2 or 3. And I lost all my good hands because these fawking morons dont know how to play. For instance...
I had 19...dealer had 4. There are 5 of us...the first 2 stay...then the next 2(whom I assume are boyfriend/girlfriend) had a soft 16 and a soft 15...THEY FAWKING DOUBLE DOWN, I wanted to shoot them and throw them in the Detroit River right then and there. So they both get face cards...and wouldnt ya know it...the dealer has 14...and draws a 6 to make 20 and lose my hand. But wait....theres moreeeeeee.
I had 18...dealer had 5. The first guy had two 7s and DID NOT split them. Buttttt the stupid girl next to me had two face cards AND SPLIT THOSE! I straight told her...."Your the stupidest fawking blackjack player I ever met...you too playboy(to her boyfriend)" Well I forget what they ended up getting...but I know they took her bust cards and the dealer ended up having 15 and drawing a 6....
After that...I got up and left and looked at the dealer and shook my head...she looked back and laughed. Mannn Windsor Casino has to love having these morons playing.
Moral of the story ~~> DO NOT PLAY BLACKJACK OR ANY GAME FOR THAT MATTER AT CASINO WINSDOR.
One more point before I go....You fawking Canadians are so lucky....PizzaPizza is the best pizza I have ever had in my life. I look forward to going to PizzaPizza more then anything when I go to Windsor....
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