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Doc.
My wife has no interest in this site what so ever.
She knows i come in here to talk and read sports.
THAT'S IT
Tonight i was going to reveal my secret;I ALSO COME IN HERE FOR THE MOJO'S" the small, the medium, the big; all side as long as they are mojo....of course they are sport related cose they are posted on the very respectable madjack sport site. When i have sex sometimes i like to have?a cigarette; when i come to jack i like to talk sport and ....well....................mojo.
So she is near me and i'm going to show her the dark side of this site; the no ladys land....she is going to cross the line into the mojo world.
Now i see this post from the mojo icon" dr strangelove" and i know he is going to deliver cose dr love has never let me down.
So she leaning on me and i'm pushing the button to open your post and at the same moment i'm thinking to myself "MAN; you are making one "fuc$?%&" mistake by opening this page; i have no idea........how big they are going to be.......and my women might get jealous if bigger than hers.......and this is friday so i dont want to frustrate her: i need my coocky.
Now i open the page and i see man's hear;;;;;;OLLY CHIT 3; a guy and 2 girls HE HAS PULL IT....3:::::::::::::::a guy and two girls ............with yet t-shirt on each shoulders (and really yet shirt and huge one; cose the doc always deliver) HO shit and my wife leaning on me, and the f%$&* low internet, i cant go back.................i hate that doc. I've always told her it's a familly sport site and now in ten seconds my screen is going to be full of tit's... full of it tit's tit's it's tit's time YAHOO..TITS TITS AND MORE TITS. (****$%/g low internet; i only see a shoulder and the rest i'm only begining to consideer what it's going to be)
And has my slow internet screen gown; i see that beautifull baby urinating(could have been shitting i did not care at that moment) on is dad and my wife just smile and gave me a tap on the back and said; honey you where kidding about the tit's.... ain't that picture funny; aint kids wonderful; ain't madjack a wonderfull site.
Doc tk's for posting here and tk's for this one.
Special hello to T.V
Two guys who help this site make it what it is.
May i what your mojo's at madjack when i reach........JACK AGE
My wife has no interest in this site what so ever.
She knows i come in here to talk and read sports.
THAT'S IT
Tonight i was going to reveal my secret;I ALSO COME IN HERE FOR THE MOJO'S" the small, the medium, the big; all side as long as they are mojo....of course they are sport related cose they are posted on the very respectable madjack sport site. When i have sex sometimes i like to have?a cigarette; when i come to jack i like to talk sport and ....well....................mojo.
So she is near me and i'm going to show her the dark side of this site; the no ladys land....she is going to cross the line into the mojo world.
Now i see this post from the mojo icon" dr strangelove" and i know he is going to deliver cose dr love has never let me down.
So she leaning on me and i'm pushing the button to open your post and at the same moment i'm thinking to myself "MAN; you are making one "fuc$?%&" mistake by opening this page; i have no idea........how big they are going to be.......and my women might get jealous if bigger than hers.......and this is friday so i dont want to frustrate her: i need my coocky.
Now i open the page and i see man's hear;;;;;;OLLY CHIT 3; a guy and 2 girls HE HAS PULL IT....3:::::::::::::::a guy and two girls ............with yet t-shirt on each shoulders (and really yet shirt and huge one; cose the doc always deliver) HO shit and my wife leaning on me, and the f%$&* low internet, i cant go back.................i hate that doc. I've always told her it's a familly sport site and now in ten seconds my screen is going to be full of tit's... full of it tit's tit's it's tit's time YAHOO..TITS TITS AND MORE TITS. (****$%/g low internet; i only see a shoulder and the rest i'm only begining to consideer what it's going to be)
And has my slow internet screen gown; i see that beautifull baby urinating(could have been shitting i did not care at that moment) on is dad and my wife just smile and gave me a tap on the back and said; honey you where kidding about the tit's.... ain't that picture funny; aint kids wonderful; ain't madjack a wonderfull site.
Doc tk's for posting here and tk's for this one.
Special hello to T.V
Two guys who help this site make it what it is.
May i what your mojo's at madjack when i reach........JACK AGE
Frogy said:
nice to see you frogy. For once I'm glad that your wife didn't slap you across the head. I'm sure that there have been many times where the opposite was true, that is, members getting into shit as a result of my posts (example) gibber1, phud, spock, taoist, the list goes on and on....
Hell, I'll bet that even jack got a slap or two, but he won't admit that...
Just remember this, I'm an agent, and I have a FIDUCIARY relationship with the MJ members on here, at least when it comes to MOJO.
Ant, hilarious!!!!
:lol: :lol:
re: frogy.
wow, that's gotta be the longest post you've ever written....!!!
Frogy, it's been awhile.
"merde"
:lol: :lol:
re: frogy.
wow, that's gotta be the longest post you've ever written....!!!
Frogy, it's been awhile.
"merde"
FYI: for those of you that don't speak StrangeGLOVE-speak.
fi?du?ci?ar?y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-dsh-r, -sh-r, -dy-, f-)
adj.
Of or relating to a holding of something in trust for another: a fiduciary heir; a fiduciary contract.
Of or being a trustee or trusteeship.
Held in trust.
Of or consisting of fiat money.
Of, relating to, or being a system of marking in the field of view of an optical instrument that is used as a reference point or measuring scale.
class is dismissed, except for those female 19 year old students that need to take an oral test.
:nono:
fi?du?ci?ar?y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-dsh-r, -sh-r, -dy-, f-)
adj.
Of or relating to a holding of something in trust for another: a fiduciary heir; a fiduciary contract.
Of or being a trustee or trusteeship.
Held in trust.
Of or consisting of fiat money.
Of, relating to, or being a system of marking in the field of view of an optical instrument that is used as a reference point or measuring scale.
class is dismissed, except for those female 19 year old students that need to take an oral test.
:nono:TORONTO-VIGILANTE said:
class is dismissed, except for those female 19 year old students that need to take an oral test.
TORONTO-VIGILANTE said:FYI: for those of you that don't speak StrangeGLOVE-speak.
fi?du?ci?ar?y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-dsh-r, -sh-r, -dy-, f-)
adj.
Of or relating to a holding of something in trust for another: a fiduciary heir; a fiduciary contract.
Of or being a trustee or trusteeship.
Held in trust.
Of or consisting of fiat money.
Of, relating to, or being a system of marking in the field of view of an optical instrument that is used as a reference point or measuring scale.
class is dismissed, except for those female 19 year old students that need to take an oral test.
...too fawking funny, chris. LMAO!!!
...you have mail.
taoist said:...too fawking funny, chris. LMAO!!!
...you have mail.
i was WAITING for that.
:tongue
