What A Day....

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THANKS TO ALL, HAD MANY LAUGHS ON THE SITE TODAY. SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY HANGING BY THE POOL/CABANA, BARBECUEING, SWIMMING , GAMBLING,CHUCKING MY 3 YEAR OL NEPHEW DOWN THE SLIDE AT AN UNGODLY RATE OF SPEED, LOL!! IT'S AMAZING WHAT A KID CAN DO UNTIL HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE LAWS OF GRAVITY, FEARLESS AND LOVING IT. TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SAY "FORGETTTABHOUTITTT IT" , "WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH MONEY?" AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, "SURE I'LL GIVE YOU THE CASH, 2 PTS. A WEEK, FAMILY DISCOUNT' FOLLOWED BY THE ;) . I AM SURE HIS BOSTON BRAHMIN', MAYFLOWER RIDING PUTZ OF A FATHER IS GONNA LOVE HIS DINNER CONVERSATION, LOL!! I SENT HIM HOME IN AN "EAST BOSTON TUXEDO" (ADIDAS SWEAT SUIT) TO TOP IT OFF.

BEST TUESDAY IN A WHILE, THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LAUGHS.


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well at least no planes went down today.

lol

Raz, what sports are you going to vent on now that basketball is over..

always looking forward to your vent threads
 

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gENO, DOC AND TV FORGOT THE BEST PART. DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANY GAMBLING OR ACTION IN FRONT OF THE KID, SO I HAD HIM ON A SUICIDE WATCH AROUND THE POOL. WE FISHED A CHIPMUNK OUT BEFORE HE GOT IN, THAT SUCKER MADE IT BUT THE 8 PREVIOUS ARE IN VALHALLA, SWEAR TO GOD THERE MUST BE SOME LITTLE CHIPMUNK SUICIDE CULT IN MY BACKYARD OR THE DOGS ARE SCARING THEM INTO A WATERY DEATH. ANYWAY TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED WHILE I WAS ON THE HORN, HAD HIM ON A SUICIDE WATCH FOR THE CHIPMUNKS WITHN HIS WATERWINGS ON, SOX CAP ON BACKWARDS, BUBBLEGUM CIGAR IN HIS HAND CHECKING EVERY 3 FEET FOR CHIPMUNKS. I AM DOING MY THING AND EVERY 30 SECS. THIS KID IS YELLING OUT "NOTHIN DEAD OVER HERE', HE MUST HAVE LAPPED THE POOL 5 TIMES BEFORE I WAS DONE, LOL!! PEOPLE ARE GOING "WTF IS GOING ON OVER THERE?' WHILE I AM TRYING TO GET AND GIVE LINES, THEN HE WAS BREAKING INTO HIS "FORGHETTABOUUT IT "ROUTINE, YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE, BUT IT WAS A HOWL.
 

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RAZ said:
gENO, DOC AND TV FORGOT THE BEST PART. DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANY GAMBLING OR ACTION IN FRONT OF THE KID, SO I HAD HIM ON A SUICIDE WATCH AROUND THE POOL. WE FISHED A CHIPMUNK OUT BEFORE HE GOT IN, THAT SUCKER MADE IT BUT THE 8 PREVIOUS ARE IN VALHALLA, SWEAR TO GOD THERE MUST BE SOME LITTLE CHIPMUNK SUICIDE CULT IN MY BACKYARD OR THE DOGS ARE SCARING THEM INTO A WATERY DEATH. ANYWAY TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED WHILE I WAS ON THE HORN, HAD HIM ON A SUICIDE WATCH FOR THE CHIPMUNKS WITHN HIS WATERWINGS ON, SOX CAP ON BACKWARDS, BUBBLEGUM CIGAR IN HIS HAND CHECKING EVERY 3 FEET FOR CHIPMUNKS. I AM DOING MY THING AND EVERY 30 SECS. THIS KID IS YELLING OUT "NOTHIN DEAD OVER HERE', HE MUST HAVE LAPPED THE POOL 5 TIMES BEFORE I WAS DONE, LOL!! PEOPLE ARE GOING "WTF IS GOING ON OVER THERE?' WHILE I AM TRYING TO GET AND GIVE LINES, THEN HE WAS BREAKING INTO HIS "FORGHETTABOUUT IT "ROUTINE, YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE, BUT IT WAS A HOWL.

I would have paid for the home video of that :D
 

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well at least you had a good day, I got pulled over by a cop cuz in his words
"Your car is too loud"

I respond " Sir, with all due respect there is no law that stipulates as to what DB level warrants a ticket for such an offense, hence how can you say it's too loud since you don't have a meter reading, what may be loud to you may not be loud to another officer"

Cop replies " I'll be back in a few minutes"

a few minutes later cop comes up and hands me a $105.00 ticket for NOISE CAUSING PUBLIC DISTURBANCE

I greeted the officer with a smile and I told him have a good evening and I'll see you in court. been through this many times and it always gets thrown out. I guess MR OFFICER is having a bad month meeting his quota.
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DJ,

it has been very warm in Toronto these last few days, and cops are out in FULL force trying to crack down on MODIFIED cars as a result of a special operation called "ERASER", where cops are trying to minimize the amount of street racing here in Toronto which has a huge following
Stand along Dufferin st for literally 5 minutes and you will see many modified cars
(mustangs, camaro's, trans am's, classic cars, modified imports, bikes), you name it....

in the last 3 days alone, street racing is responsible for 4 deaths, 2 weeks ago a dodge neon was doing 180 km/hr in a 40km zone.
some people are just so irresponsible, and hence the crackdown...

in woodbridge 10 minutes north of Toronto, it is typical on the weekends to find over 500 cars in a shopping mall parking lot
 

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Damn that sucks, really bad about the deaths, ppl need to wise up if they are gonig to do that shit, I love suped up cars, but ppl trying to be like Fast and Furious does not work and you die, DAMN!!
 

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Tough break, Doc. Local cop who tickets bikers all the time for excessive noise for their motorcycle pipes, stock and custom and if you give him shite he seizes the bike as evidence and brings into a warehouse and revs the shite out of it and records it....only matter of time tilll he does it to the wrong dude.
 

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DJTranks said:
Damn that sucks, really bad about the deaths, ppl need to wise up if they are gonig to do that shit, I love suped up cars, but ppl trying to be like Fast and Furious does not work and you die, DAMN!!

agreed, on the night FAF2 came oput, there were over 350 charges laid in a matter of 3 hours, go figure...

it's unfortuante cuz if I ever take my ride our at night, I know I will get pulled over even if I am doing the speed limit ...

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thats amazing doc, must be quite a sight to see though. DJ is right deaths are nuts and a waste..
 

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Yeah Doc, now you cant even take your nice ass car out!! that really blows!!

Hope things calm down!
 

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RAZ said:
Tough break, Doc. Local cop who tickets bikers all the time for excessive noise for their motorcycle pipes, stock and custom and if you give him shite he seizes the bike as evidence and brings into a warehouse and revs the shite out of it and records it....only matter of time tilll he does it to the wrong dude.

true raz, if he pulls over the wrong guy, his life will be in jeopardy...

no worries man, I am used to it and the charge will be dropped as i always point out to teh crown attorney that there is NO LAW that stipulates nor defines what/how excessive noise is/measured.

cop pulls you over wishing that he can nail you on several offences or see if you have a valid DL /and insurance.

they are really cracking down here in Toronto
 

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http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...geid=971358637177&c=Article&cid=1052251855883


All modified cars aren't street racers
Many changed just to look better
Clear rules sought on modification


NECO COCKBURN
STAFF REPORTER

While movies such as 2 Fast 2 Furious glorify souped-up street racers, all cars that are modified to improve looks and performance aren't used for racing.

Many changes can be made to cars, some legal, others illegal. And some fall into a gray area, said Mathew John, chief executive of the Police and Community Educating Racers program, which partners car communities, police and corporate sponsors to fight illegal street racing.

But the common idea "that all (modified) cars or all performance enthusiasts are street racers is a very bad stereotype," John said yesterday.

The release of 2 Fast 2 Furious has local police worried that people may emulate the racing portrayed in the movie.

A joint blitz by police in the Greater Toronto Area ? dubbed Eliminate Racing Activities on Streets Everywhere, or ERASE ? resulted in more than 150 related charges on Saturday. Despite the increased enforcement, street racing was blamed for a six-vehicle crash Saturday night that injured four young people on Highway 400 near Finch Ave. W.

John said a clear set of rules governing all aspects of car modification would give both police and people modifying cars a definitive set of guidelines with which to operate.

"There are a lot of variables that are involved with it," he said. "The Ministry of Transportation needs to make a uniform code when it comes to making modifications ? in everyday layman's terms, so people can understand what the laws are governing modifications."

A road safety bill making its way through the Legislature would prohibit some aspects of car modification, such as the use of nitrous oxide tanks on public roads. Nitrous oxide, common among racers, boosts a car's speed. Another section would regulate after-market window tinting. It's one of many areas currently left to a police officer's discretion. If an officer can't see clearly into the car, a ticket could be issued.

"There's that discrepancy where ... one officer may have better vision than the other," said John, 29. "One officer may say that's okay, another one may say that's not okay."

He said people making the modifications also need to be aware of what is allowed.

"A lot of kids like to go to the extreme of modifying their cars, which is fine, but they need to research it properly and thoroughly," he said, adding that many modified cars are fixed up only for looks.

"A very large number of cars that are modified are not being used for street racing activity.... It's really a few individuals who ruin it for a lot of people."

John said modified cars are often pulled over because of their overall look, something that frustrates car enthusiasts who aren't into racing. "Usually the ones that have the nice look to them, with the 500-pound stereo system, are not obviously out there to street race."

Some cars are more popular to modify than others ? Hondas especially ? "because of the amount of modifications you can get for an affordable price."
 
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