Subject: What gender is it?
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example:
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them
Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated
Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part
Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water
Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around
Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider --it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example:
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them
Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated
Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part
Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water
Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around
Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider --it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
