What is this product used for?

[Blitz]

Who the hell came up with this product name?

The LINK

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

LMAO

 

[yyz]

This one's better!

 

[TheShrimp]

This appears to be real.

 

[Iminforabuck]

How bout this all-time favorite

 

[Bluemound Freak]

That article said that the creme was made for concrete workers? I thought it was made by Fast Freddy for the Crack head on the go!

No more smoking the rock, just rub a little on and you are ready to go!