What The F--- Is Going On Here

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JACK I AM BULLSH-T RIGHT NOW ITS 90 HUMID DEGREES HERE IN BEANTOWN AND I WENT OUT ERLIER TODAY AND SENT 900 DOLLARS TO A SPORTSBOOK ON YOUR LIST (MVP) THIS SUCKS JACK.I WANTED TO SIT DOWN TONIGHT WHILE MY WIFE WENT OUT AND BET A GAME NOW I FIND OUT THAT I CANT BECAUSE THESE GOD DAM BANANA PICKERS AT MVP SPORTSBOOK CANT PICK UP MY WESTERN UNION.JESUS CHRIST THEY TELL ME TO SEND MY FUNDS TO PANAMA NOW THEY WANT ME TO GO BACK TO WESTERN UNION AND CHANGE AND RE DIRECT MY MONEY TO ECUADOR WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON.I DONT FEEL LIKE RUNNING OUT AGAIN TO WESTERN UNION AND FIGHTING WITH A BUNCH OF NUBIANS TRYING TO CASH THERE WELFARE CHECKS:mad: I TRIED TO CALL WESTERN UNION AND THEY HAVE AN AUTOMATED SYSTEM NOBODY TO TALK TO.I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THE WESTERN UNION OFFICES ARE EVEN OPEN NOW.I AM SO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW THEY WAITED 3 HOURS BEFORE I HAD TO CALL AND FIND OUT WHATS THE PROBLEM NO THEY HAVE RUINED MY NIGHT OF FUN:thefinger I AM SO PISSED I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY DOUGH TOMORROW AND SIGN UP SOME PLACE ELSE.HOW THE F-CK CAN YOU SCREW UP TO THE COUNTRY TO SEND THE MONEY JESUS CHRIST BOYS LETS HIRE SOME GOD DAM AMERICANS HUH I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TALKING TO THESE GOD DAM NUBIANS WHO CANT SPELL CAT IS YOU SPOTTED THEM THE C-T.NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TONIGHT PLAY WITH MYSELF.THANKS M.VP. SPORTSBOOK YOU REALLY RUINED MY NIGHT.EVER SINCE I GOT ROBBED AT CASCADE SPORTSBOOK I THINK THESE BANANA PICKERS ARE F-CKING ME UP ON PURPOSE JUST TO PISS ME OFF.

WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG (THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING)
 
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btj - raymond told me to tell you to call 1-800-325-6000 listen to the automated system push line #3 and you will get an operator explain your circumtances to them its a pain in the azz but they will ask for your phone # to call you back just to verify its really you ...............

PS. Ray said don't drink and gamble :p
 
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I WILL TRY IT BECAUSE I WANT SOME ACTION TONIGHT.I HAD MY NIGHT ALL PLANNED OUT.MY WIFE IS LEAVING AT 6.30 SO THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO.

WIFE LEAVES AT 6.30

6.32 BEANTOWNJIM LOOKS IN AT MVP AND SEES HE HAS 1058 AVAILABLE FOR WAGERING I LOOK OVER THE SLATE.

6.45 BEANTOWNJIM SEES A GAME TO BET MAKES WAGER

6.50 BEANTOWNJIM CALLS THE HOUSE OF PIZZA AND ORDERS A LARGE HOUSE PIZZA THE WORKS EVERYTHING ON IT.

6.55 BEANTOWNJIM OPENS UP HIS 3RD ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME WHILE HE WAITS FOR HIS PIZZA.

7.00 OCLOCK BEANTOWNJIM TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES AND RELAXES IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH ONLY HIS SKIBBIES ON WHILE HE WAITS FOR THE PIZZA DRINKING A COLD BEER AND SMOKING A CUBAN CIGAR.

7.20 PIZZA ARRIVES AND MAN IT LOOKS GOOD NO WIFE TO TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY YOUR GOING TO GET FAT.I EAT 4 SLICES AND WASH IT DOWN WITH ANOTHER CORONA.

7.30 I SEE I HAVE A LOCK IN MY FIRST GAME SO I TAKE A QUICK LOOK TO SEE WHO IS PLAYING LATE SO THAT I CAN ROLL OVER MY WINNINGS

8.00 BEANTOWNJIM LOOKS NEXT DOOR TO SEE IF I CAN SEE THE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS WIFE UNDRESS ITS A LONG SHOT BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.NOW I AM SITTING IN MY SUN PORCH LISTENING TO MY GAME ON THE RADIO OR GETTING UPDATES ON MY COMPUTER OR EVEN WATCHING MY BEEPER BUT I WILL KNOW HOW MY WAGER IS GOING.

8.30 I GO BACK FOR 2 MORE SLICES AND ANOTHER COLD CORONA HOW DOES THIS NIGHT SOUND SO FAR BOYS WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO JOIN ME.

9.45 MY FIRST BET WINS I HAVE HAD 7 CORONAS AND HAVE FINISHED OFF THE HOUSE SPECIAL NOW I AM HANDICAPPING THE LATE GAME AND FEELING PRETTY GOD DAM GOOD.I TAKE MY DOG BROWNIE FOR A QUICK WALK SO I CAN BE HOME FOR THE 10.05 GAMES.

SEE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT NIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS WESTERN UNION BULLSHIT WELL HERE GOES I BETTER TRY THE NUMBER BEFORE ITS TO LATE IT BETTER WORK OR I WILL BE A REAL MAD BEANTOWNJIM:mad:
 
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T-BONER I JUST CALLED AND THEY ARE TRANSFERRING THE DOUGH THANKS PAL NOW I AM RUNNING WAY BEHIND I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE THESE BANANA PICKERS TO GO PICK UP MY MONEY SO I CAN BET:shrug: I DONT THINK I WILL MAKE THE EARLY GAME AT 7.05 SO ALL MY PLANS ARE NOW 30 MINUTES BEHIND.I THINK I AM GOING TO LIKE MVP SPORTSBOOK THERE WEBSITE IS NICE WE WILL SEE.ONE MORE MISTAKE LIKE THIS AND I AM GOING TO AUSTRALIA FOR GOOD AND BET WITH BET AUSTRALIA I JUST HATE TALKING TO THOSE FAGS IN AUSTRALIA THEY ALWAYS CALL ME MATE:thefinger
 
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I grinnie when I winnie !
 
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EVERYTHING IS ALL SET THANKS AGAIN T-BONER WELL BOYS THE FUN BEGINS NOW I JUST LOADED UP ON MY NEW YORK METS AT EVEN MONEY.SINCE I AM HAVING PIZZA TONIGHT I LOOK FOR A BIG NIGHT FROM THAT GARLIC SNAPPER MIKE PIAZZA.SO LONG FELLAS ITS BOYS NIGHT OUT FOR BEANTOWNJIM AND MY PIZZA IS ON THE WAY.(LETS GO METS)
 
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RAYMOND GIVES MVP A :thumb:

Now let me make your behind schedule run just a little smoother....................

TBONEZ action for tonight......." LATE GAMES "

Bases-ANGELS -1.5 runs

Football - DENVER BRONCOS -2.5

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ML +115

TBONEZ needs a new fence in her back yard

;) she caught her neighbor " BORIS" peeping while out sunbathing :moon:
 
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Hey beantown just 1 question ???? How did you get the wife to beef up your allowance?????

You didn't let her pull a marine job on you did you bean????:moon:
 
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WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL:D :D I GRIN WHEN I WIN
GOOD START BOYS AT MVP NOW I AM HANDICAPPING THE LATE GAME I FINISHED OFF MY PIZZA AND HAVE HAD 6 CORONAS JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TO BE UP AT 6AM FOR MY 7.15 TEE TIME WOW ITS GOING TO BE A LATE NIGHT.THANK GOD I GOT THAT PROBLEM STRAIGHTENED OUT IT LOOKS LIKE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MVP WILL BE A PLEASENT ONE AFTER ALL AS LONG AS I KICK THERE ARSE:moon: THANKS AGAIN T-BONER YOU SAVED MY ARSE TONIGHT I WAS ALL SET TO GO TO ANOTHER SPORTSBOOK ;) I HOPE ALL YOU DEADBEATS JUMPED ON MY METS PICK I WHACKED MVP FOR 7 BILLS AND I AM LOOKING TO DOUBLE IT NOW THAT I HAVE A FREE PLAY YEH BABY:D JACK DID YOU SEE THIS METS PLAY DO YOU REALLY THINK NICK DOUGLAS COULD HAVE FOUND THIS EASY WINNER.JACK I REALLY THINK I DESERVE MY OWN PICKS SECTION IN YOUR FORUM LIKE I ALWAYS SAY I WORK FOR YOUR MEMBERS NOT THE BOOKIES:D I GRIN WHEN I WIN:D HEY SCOTTY BOY I HOPE YOU FOLLOWED MY PICK PAL.(WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL)

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING CARL LEWIS,MICHAEL JACKSON,KORDELLA STEWART,OR SCOTTY BOY FROM ATLANTA WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS;)
 
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I JUST WANT TO THANK MVP SPORTSBOOKS CUSTOMER SERVICE I TOLD THEM I WANTED TO BET THE 7.05 GAME AND THEY STRAIGHTENED OUT THE PROBLEM WITHIN 5 MINUTES GREAT JOB BOYS I WOULD HAVE HATED TO TAKE A WINNER OFF THE BOARD:toast: I WOULD RECOMEND (MVP) THEY HAVE A DIME LINE TO 130 THEN 15 CENT LINE BUT I THINK THEY HAVE A LOT OF BETTING OPTIONS AND MAYBE SOME WEEKLY CONTEST'S.

AFTER BEING ROBBED BY (CASCADE SPORTSBOOK) I AM GLAD TO DO BUSINESS WITH AN HONEST SPORTSBOOK.I ALSO LIKE THE CASH BONUS IT WAS PUT RIGHT INTO MY ACCOUNT NO BULLSH-T. YOU BET AND WE WILL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER LIKE SOME BOOKS DO.I AM A STAND UP GUY AND I EXPECT THESE SPORTSBOOKS TO BE THE SAME I DONT WANT TO GET ROBBED AGAIN OFFSHORE:thefinger

BOYS GIVE MVP SPORTSBOOK A LOOK IF THEY ARE ON JACKS LIST YOU KNOW THEY ARE HONEST:D
 
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