(what Would You Deadbeats Do)

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAD A NICE LITTLE RUN AT PINNACLE SPORTSBOOK I SENT THEM A DIME AND MY ACCOUNT NOW READS 3,500.00.I BET A NICKLE A GAME AND AT ONE POINT I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST PLAY A 700 DOLLAR WAGER WICH I WAS FORTUNATE TO WIN.BOYS I WANT TO COLLECT SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I WAS THINKING OF TAKING OUT 2 DIMES AND PLAYING WITH THE REST.THE ONLY WAY I HAVE EVER COLLECTED OFFSHORE IS FED EX NOW I AM IN HOT WATER MY LOVELY WIFE IS HOME FOR A WEEK WHILE THE CONVENTION COMES TO BOSTON HOW THE F-CK CAN I GET THE CHECK WITHOUT HER GETTING HER HANDS ON IT FIRST.I KNOW IF SHE FINDS THIS CHECK YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE ON THE SIDELINES WITHOUT GAMBLING FOR A LONG TIME ALSO I KNOW SHE WILL SPEND IT FOOLISHLY ON SOMETHING STUPID NEW TILE IN THE BATHROOM :help: I WOULD LOVE TO KEEP PLAYING WITHOUT TAKING ANY MONEY OUT BUT I AM TO NERVOUS I WILL GO ON A LOSING STREAK LIKE I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST I WANT TO COLLECT SOMETHING FROM THESE BANANA PICKERS OFFSHORE.I AM PROBABLY ASKING THE WRONG PEOPLE THESE QUESTIONS I DOUBT ANY OF YOU LOSERS HERE AT MADJACKS EVER COLLECT BUT ANY INFORMATION WOULD BE HELPFULL.AND NO I DONT WANT TO PAY 100 DOLLARS OUT OF MY POCKET TO GET A WESTERN UNION CHECK I WANT A FREE FED EX CHECK.

WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN (HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN) UNLESS THE LOVELY MRS. BEANTOWNJIM BEATS ME TO THE FED EX TRUCK

 

[bjfinste]

Beanie- Perhaps you could just wait until next week after the convention, when your wife won't be around??? Or don't you have the self-control to leave those two dimes in your account for a week without playing it?

Or else you could just get it FedExed to Mr. Knockdown's residence and have him collect it for you.

 

[freelancc]

just withdraw your original deposit.. and play with the books money..

that way you will protect yourself ... and yet still grow your money while your lovely wife is at home..

besides $1,000 is insufficient to re-tile the bathroom...

 

[beantownjim]

BJFINSTY I HAVE A FINE REPUTATION OFFSHORE I DONT WANT MY CHECK NOT TO GO TO THE SAME ADDRESS I SIGNED UP WITH AT PINNACLE. THEY MIGHT THINK I AM SCAMMING I AM ONE OF THE FEW OFFSHORE WHO PLAYS BY THE RULES AND IS HONEST.I THINK I FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION NO I CANT TRUST MYSELF I HAVE TO GET SOME DOUGH OUT OF THIS NO WAY CAN I WAIT 7 DAYS FOR THE CONVENTION TO END.I AM GOING TO ASK FOR A CHECK AND WHEN I GET THE TRACKING NUMBER I CAN FIND THE EXACT DAY AND TIME OF ARRIVAL THIS WAY MRS. BEANTOWNJIM IN A NICE WAY CAN BE ASKED IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO TO FILENES TO FIND AN OUTFIT.SURE IT WILL COST ME 150 DOLLARS BUT LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVE YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM CAN BE OUT DOUBLE DIMES.GOODNIGHT FELLAS I HAVE TO GO COUNT MY CASH MAN IMAGINE THE YANKEES TOTAL ONLY 9 RUNS -119 YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME WITH PAT HENTGEN AND HIS 6.75 ERA WOW WHO SAYS THERE ISNT CHRISTMAS IN JULY I GRIN WHEN I WIN.

NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR JOBS YOU BUNCH OF DEADBEATS AND TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR BOSSES WHILE I SIT BACK AND HANDICAPP ANOTHER GAME FOR TOMORROW (SO LONG SUCKERS) dance2 dance2 I AM DANCING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

 

[TBONEZ0295]

beantown- FILENE's basement ??????

LMFAO :142smilie

now the was funny!!!!!!!!!

 

[RexBudler]

NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR JOBS YOU BUNCH OF DEADBEATS AND TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR BOSSES WHILE I SIT BACK AND HANDICAPP ANOTHER GAME FOR TOMORROW (SO LONG SUCKERS) dance2 dance2 I AM DANCING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

:142lmao: :142lmao:

 

[Marco]

Just a couple of thoughts....

Can you arrange to pick up the envelope at the fedex office instead of having it delivered to your house....The Mrs surely doesn't work at the fedex office in your town????

Secondly, if the check is made payable to your name could she actually take it and cash it, being that it was made payable to you?.....Yeah, I know, she could hold it hostage if she intercepted it before you got your hands on it....

 

[ripken8]

Beantown,

I think I have it figured out for you. You could have the sex change operation you've probably always wanted. We could then call you beantown sally. You go to the convention that the mrs. is at, she obviously doesn't recognize you despite the heavy beard. You mingle with the other AA members at the convention, trying not to bring attention to yourself, while gulping down corona after corona. Then after satisfying yourself that she's there for the duration, you run down to the fed ex office and do what you do best, threaten the guy for the check. You'll be back home with the cash before the wife even notices the pretty flowered dress you're wearing.

How'd I do, sally? :spotting:

 

[dunclock]

real funny Sick Gambler