Recent studies have shown that mid western men in their mid sixties who smoke cigars and subscribe to a gluten free diet reach a level of impotency far sooner than men in the same age group from other locales. Said one Viagra user in his mid forties, "I find Viagra works best for me when it's accompanied by two Big Macs, a ten piece chicken nugget drenched in honey mustard sauce and then wash everything down with a large blueberry milk shake.
To compensate for this sexual inadequacy, the mid sixties mid western male tends to prance around in designer clothes, frequent strip clubs, boast about their collections (i.e., artwork, watches, etc.) and spend an inordinate amount of time on the world wide web.
To compensate for this sexual inadequacy, the mid sixties mid western male tends to prance around in designer clothes, frequent strip clubs, boast about their collections (i.e., artwork, watches, etc.) and spend an inordinate amount of time on the world wide web.
