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Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love
* When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie,
and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.'
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Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two
weeks? Nobody seen you around!"
"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"
"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and
the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."
"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!"
Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and
a-kickin and a-yellin".
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This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes it's a
gay bar, but doesn't really care 'cause he really wants a
drink.
When the gay waiter approaches and says to the customer:
"What's the name of your penis?" the customer says: "Look,
I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of your penis".
So the customer say: "All right, what's the name of your
penis?" The waiter says: "NIKE... you know, JUST DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my
penis is SECRET". The waiter says: "Secret?"
The customer says: "Yeah... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMEN!!!"
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Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love
* When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie,
and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.'
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Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two
weeks? Nobody seen you around!"
"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"
"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and
the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."
"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!"
Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and
a-kickin and a-yellin".
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This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes it's a
gay bar, but doesn't really care 'cause he really wants a
drink.
When the gay waiter approaches and says to the customer:
"What's the name of your penis?" the customer says: "Look,
I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of your penis".
So the customer say: "All right, what's the name of your
penis?" The waiter says: "NIKE... you know, JUST DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my
penis is SECRET". The waiter says: "Secret?"
The customer says: "Yeah... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMEN!!!"
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hey fatdaddy.............how did you like that one about fishing