? Your last name stays put!
? The garage is all yours
? Wedding plans are not your concern
? Chocolate is just another snack
? You can be President
? You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park
? Car mechanics tell you the truth
? The World is your Urinal
? You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is "Icky"
? Same work, More pay
? Wrinkles add character
? Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental $50
? People never stare at your chest when they talk to you
? An occasional well-rendered belch, is almost expected
? New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
? One Mood, ALL THE TIME!
? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds or less
? You know stuff about Tanks
? A five day vacation only requires ONE suitcase
? You can open your own jars
? You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
? If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your
friend
? Your underwear are $8.95 per six-pack
? Everything on your face stays it's original color
? Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
? You don't have to stop & think about which way to turn a nut or bolt
? You never have "strap" problems in public
? You can't see wrinkles in clothes
? You don't have to shave below your neck
? Your belly usually hides your hips
? One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
? You can do your nails with a pocket knife
? You have freedom of choice concerning "growing a mustache"
? You can Christmas shop for 25 relatives in 45 minutes on December 24th
Now you know why men are so "Cheerful!"
? The garage is all yours
? Wedding plans are not your concern
? Chocolate is just another snack
? You can be President
? You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park
? Car mechanics tell you the truth
? The World is your Urinal
? You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is "Icky"
? Same work, More pay
? Wrinkles add character
? Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental $50
? People never stare at your chest when they talk to you
? An occasional well-rendered belch, is almost expected
? New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
? One Mood, ALL THE TIME!
? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds or less
? You know stuff about Tanks
? A five day vacation only requires ONE suitcase
? You can open your own jars
? You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
? If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your
friend
? Your underwear are $8.95 per six-pack
? Everything on your face stays it's original color
? Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
? You don't have to stop & think about which way to turn a nut or bolt
? You never have "strap" problems in public
? You can't see wrinkles in clothes
? You don't have to shave below your neck
? Your belly usually hides your hips
? One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
? You can do your nails with a pocket knife
? You have freedom of choice concerning "growing a mustache"
? You can Christmas shop for 25 relatives in 45 minutes on December 24th
Now you know why men are so "Cheerful!"
