A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he'd be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process perfectly, but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was . . . God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a stock broker. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he'd be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process perfectly, but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was . . . God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a stock broker. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
