Writing challenge- KinG OF DoGs

[THE KOD]

I was talking to yyz about a writing contest.

I will extend this to anyone at madjacks.

You vs the KinG OF DoGs

We both have to agree on the topic.

One page. funny, story, real world experience, things from the past, that kind of stuff.


Judged on - content.


Can be something written or a poem. As long as the subject is involved.

Maybe we could get Nolan and Nick , to come in and be judges.


So what do you say ? Any takers ?



KinG OF DoGs

 

[marine]

All right, since no one else took the bait, I might consider it.

What are we judged on? creativity? grammar? spelling? complete sentences?

First topic: greatest masturbatory fantasy.

 

[no pepper]

I'll play if there's an opportunity

 

[THE KOD]

I'll play if there's an opportunity

since marine is not being serious.


no pepper is fine.


Pick a topic ............

How long do you need to write it ? One Week ?


KinG OF DoGs

 

[loophole]

marine sounded serious to me. don't be scared scott - run with the dogs!

 

[marine]

cmon scotty,
If you really wanna run with the big dogs you gotta lift your leg high!

whats the topic?
Ifigured it would only be fair if we each wrote on a similar topic. Otherwise, You would probably win hands down with a tale of the trailer park or something like that.
Do big 4 syllable words count for triple point value?
what about words that start with the letter Q?

Gimmie a topic scotty not so hotty
I am sittin here bored with my thumb in my @ss.. hmmmm maybe I could write about that.

 

[taoist]

marine sounded serious to me. don't be scared scott - run with the dogs!

...hey, loop, scott spells "scared" like this----------> SKEERED


...you'll have to use words that he's familiar with for him to understand.

 

[Blazer]

I have a novel idea.... how about a SPORTS TOPIC?

Here are some ideas:

Betting the playoffs. NHL & NBA

Early season Baseball strategies.

Early Bird NFL predictions.

How to post on a gaming site for Dummies.

The difference between the hippies that ran the bases with Hank Aaron and the new group of on the field attackers.

The "Wild" and "Quacky" NHL Playoffs.

The Lake Show's final call? Are they todays Pistons or the new Celtics?



I'm in. Get y'alls grammer bouks out.

Jack, maybe you could post the winner on the front page.

 

[THE KOD]

no pepper was the first to accept the challenge. If marine hadnt said that about the masturbating fantasy crap he would be in .


Now he will have to wait and take on the winnner...


You guys could help by figuring out who will be best to judge it ?


no pepper - I really dont want to write about sports. I do that everyday. Pick something else and I will be flexible.


Thanks

KinG OF DoGs

 

[marine]

Ok, scott,
Dont be such a little chicken. If you are truly worried about succumbing to my literary skizills just say the word.

The reason I chose that topic above all others... was that it would require creativity and originality.

The proper use of adjectives and adverbs would greatly enhance the ability to show one paper better written than the other.

But, being as closed minded as you are... you probably did not see it in that light and chose simply to think of it as soft core pornography.
But a good writer would have been able to overcome that hurdle and turn it into a well written descriptive essay.

I choose NOT to wait for the winner of this challenge and will again throw down the challenge for you to name a topic/style and I will compete against you.
This is it, last chance, take it or forever be immortalized as a chicken in my sig line.

 

[kosar]

King of Dogs, if I may:

I'd like to hear more about that story where you were driving fast in your 'Corvette', wind was blowing through your hair, a truck broke down and absolutely nothing of interest happened.

Hope that helps.

 

[loophole]

marine, no use, knave of mutts is apparently suffering from some form of distemper-induced lockjaw. call a wah-bulance!


kosar- roflmao!

 

[no pepper]

THE OLD DESERTED ISLAND THEME?

THE OLD DESERTED ISLAND THEME?

how bout pick three personalities here at MJs and write a fiction piece of them together on a deserted island. shipwrecked or whatever... If you don't want to use names of posters then invent your own people...

 

[THE KOD]

King of Dogs, if I may:

I'd like to hear more about that story where you were driving fast in your 'Corvette', wind was blowing through your hair, a truck broke down and absolutely nothing of interest happened.

Hope that helps.

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kosar

Blazer using my dipstick word for name calling and now kosar using my patented hope that helps.

I can almost feel the love.

as for the vette story kosar , I was almost killed !


KinG OF DoGs

 

[THE KOD]

Re: THE OLD DESERTED ISLAND THEME?

Re: THE OLD DESERTED ISLAND THEME?

how bout pick three personalities here at MJs and write a fiction piece of them together on a deserted island. shipwrecked or whatever... If you don't want to use names of posters then invent your own people...

now we are clicking no pepper. I accept and we will use names of posters here. I think marine, kosar, and loopy will be my three.
but let me think about it.

Very original idea no pepper. This might be good.


We still have the issue of who will judge it. Should we let the first 25 people that read both of them post in thread and count their opinions ? Should we get Nolan ? I dont know. I would prefer not to let cheese heads like marine judge me. I get enough of that every day already.

Thanks no pepper....

Hey no pepper your not a professional writer or anything like that are you ?

I dont want to get my ass kicked the first time out of the gate.

Good luck


KinG OF DoGs

 

[THE KOD]

Ok, scott,
Dont be such a little chicken. If you are truly worried about succumbing to my literary skizills just say the word.

The reason I chose that topic above all others... was that it would require creativity and originality.

I choose NOT to wait for the winner of this challenge and will again throw down the challenge for you to name a topic/style and I will compete against you.
This is it, last chance, take it or forever be immortalized as a chicken in my sig line.

...........................................................

marine

It would not be fair as you most likely masturbate much more than I do. It would be more than I want to know about you.

You can take on the winner though marine but you have to be serious.

good luck


KinG OF DoGs

 

[loophole]

on behalf of the three posters you named, should you decide to use any of those three names in your submission, then all three posters so named shall be privileged to also submit entries - for exhibition purposes only - naming three persons of our own chosing.

there, that sounds fair. run with the BIG dogs scott. have at it.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

King of Dogs, if I may:

I'd like to hear more about that story where you were driving fast in your 'Corvette', wind was blowing through your hair, a truck broke down and absolutely nothing of interest happened.

Hope that helps.

I would like to hear more about that story, too. And also, please provide the link between where you're 25 and driving a corvette, managing 80 people below you to the present day where you're forced to work the midnight shift.

And S-A, you said "I really dont want to write about sports. I do that everyday." Can you please let us know where else you are posting? I'm a big fan.

 

[SixFive]

I think I would make a good judge. I scored a 32 on the English section of the ACT. Does that qualify?

 

[THE KOD]

on behalf of the three posters you named, should you decide to use any of those three names in your submission, then all three posters so named shall be privileged to also submit entries - for exhibition purposes only - naming three persons of our own chosing.
there, that sounds fair. run with the BIG dogs scott. have at it.

OK that's it now I am pissed. Now my three names are definately kosar, loophole, and marine. You had to do it loopy. I would have been perfectly happy using COW, Bahama Mama, and Megami.

I am fine for you to submit your entries after you see what I write and no pepper posts his/hers.

It will give you some practice for when I whoop ass you can take me on after marine gets his shot.

I am beginnning to worry that no pepper might be a ringer though. hmmmmm.... I hope that no pepper is not a plant and will affect this contest with some fraud. Eddie Haskell is on retainer so I warn any such impudence.

KinG OF DoGs