Year of Lefty?

[Eddie Haskell]

Looks like Michelson is well positioned to win his second tournament in a row and second of the year at Pebble. I think Michelson and Singh will be battling for number one this year. I think Tiger is still having too much fun doing the mombo in the sheets with the Sweedish blonde and he's not totally committed to winning.

I think Tiger will be back after a few years of living it up (well deserved cause I think golf has been his life from day one with Eldred Senior running the show much akin to Carl Rove). Kinda like the way Agassi did it in tennis. I think he'll focus on the majors but without a total commitment to the game, he'll be just off the pace.

Nothing better than popping open a LaBatt, turning on channel 9 at 3:00 this afternoon and watching these guys hit the ball around the Monterey Peninsula. Especially on a cold overcast mid-February sunday afternoon in the heartland. The trophy and I like to go out to Big Sur/Monterey/Carmel every couple of years. Always come back to the midwest wondering why the hell we live here.

Eddie

 

[Penguinfan]

heartland. The trophy and I like to go out to Big Sur/Monterey/Carmel every couple of years. Always come back to the midwest wondering why the hell we live here.

Eddie

Not that I have been there specifically, but I know where your coming from.

As far as Hefty goes, I hope he enjoys his fleeting moment in the sun because as soon as Tiger decides he wants the attention again everyone will forget about big Phil until he turns over the Green Jacket to the new winner this year, providing his man boobs don't stretch it out too much for anyone to actually wear it.

In case you couldn't tell, I am not a fan of Phil at all.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

PF:

Gotta agree that Phil needs to do a couple of push ups to tighten up those man breasts. Not sure I agree with you about your position on his career when Woods get tired of bopping Helga.

I mean, I think Phil will always have a tendency to choke but the more wins he gets, the more confidence he will build. Plus don't you just like to see his wife around the 18th green when he wins a tournament. I'd crawl naked over a mile of broken glass just to finger f*** her shadow.

Eddie

 

[Clem D]

Yea I love Lefty but he has grandma tits.

 

[Penguinfan]

By the way Mr. Resident Counselor, where were you for my Labor Law thread. You know I hate to label you like everyone else does on this board, but looks like another example of a lawyer never being around when you really need one.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I was around. However, us lawyers have our own saying.

"Looks like another example of a client never being around when you really need to talk retainer."

Eddie

 

[beantownjim]

SURE LEFTY IS PLAYING GREAT BUT THERES ONE NAME MISSING IN THIS TOURNAMENT YOU GOT IT TIGER WOODS.PHILL PISSES IN HIS PANTS WHENEVER HE SEES THE NAME WOODS ON THE LEADERBOARD HE IS PHYCHED OUT.DID YOU SEE HOW RELAXED PHIL IS AND SMILES AND KISSES EVERYWHERE WAIT UNTIL TIGER IS IN THE FIELD AND GOOD OLD LEFTY WILL BE RIGHT BACK TO HIS CHOKING WAYS. :142hail: OH TIGER PLEASE DONT ENTER THIS TOURNAMENT I NEED SOME WINS OR MY HUSBAND AMY WILL DIVORCE ME.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME.THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS

 

[THE KOD]

I'd crawl naked over a mile of broken glass just to finger f*** her shadow.

Eddie

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Eddie

That was a good one.

Always enjoy your posts. I am trying to ignore btj as it don't take much to get me going when he is around and I am on the way to church.

Not sure why but I think that your left handed. Or maybe you just golf left handed. Still hope that I get to drive the golf cart for you someday.

One last note. No one has mentioned who really showed ars at the SB party, but I think I figured it out.

Our very own Chanman.

God Bless America!

 

[THE KOD]

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As S-Love would say thats either michelson or yyz.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

A: Tiger "I always gear my game for majors"
B: Tiger gets married
C: Never underestimate the power of a woman
D: Never let emotion get in the way of facts

FACTS 2004 majors & the big 4

Masters
Mick 1st
Els 2nd
Singh 6th
Tiger 22nd

US Open
Mick 2nd
Els 9th
Woods 17th
Singh28th

British Open
Els 2nd
Mick 3rd
Tiger 9th
Singh 20th

PGA Champ
Singh 1st
Els 4th
Mick 6th
Tiger 24th

 

[gardenweasel]

since when does having nice mommy bags preclude a guy from being a fine golfer?....

so what if the guy is sporting blouse clowns?....

still one helluva golfer....even with the chesticles.... :mj12: :nooo: :mj08: :142squint

 

[gardenweasel]

so the guy has chubbies....yeah,they look like shirt potatoes.....

maybe even hanging cucumbers......so what?... :wtf:

 

[spang]

"PHILL PISSES IN HIS PANTS WHENEVER HE SEES THE NAME WOODS ON THE LEADERBOARD "

As usual BTJ, never let the facts get in the way of another stupid post. Keep up the good work.

 

[yyz]

Where's Bif "the hat"?

He always screams about what a choke Phil is, but I don't see him around now that Phil is kicking ass........

 

[taoist]

I was around. However, us lawyers have our own saying.

"Looks like another example of a client never being around when you really need to talk retainer."

Eddie

...true dat, counselor. :mj14: :clap: :mj07: