this was attributed to groucho and it`s pretty much been debunked as false,but it`s groucho-esque.....
"A woman with 10 (or 12 or 14 or 16 or whatever) children makes a guest appearance as a contestant on Groucho Marx?s quiz show You Bet Your Life (which started out on the radio and later found its way onto TV, running from 1947-1961)
Woman: ?I have 14 children, Groucho?.
Groucho: ?You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids??
Woman: ?Because I love my husband?.
Groucho: ?I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while.?
:rimshot :lol: