You gotta be fu*kin' kidding!

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What the hell just happend? 5 for TB in the 9th. Urbina can suck the yeast out of the whore I ran over with my 78 Camaro in '79. You but cheesin, yeast infected, green drippin'/ punk bitc*! Gosh darnit! (that's Mormon expression)! Sheeeeit! Ok. I'm done and so are the thousands.
 

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how the fux can u do the followin with 2 pitchers:

double .. single .. hit by pitch .. double .. home run ..

what the fux are they thinkin ?
 

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Haney and Urbina should be shining Lowe's shoes the rest of the season. What a couple of douchebags.:moon: :moon:
 

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Two things every bad closer has in common, besides the fact that they all out and out SUCK (1) Every single one of them falls behind in the count :nono: (2) Not a single damn one of them has ever heard of an off-speed pitch and if they have they sure as hell can't throw one effectively to save their :moon: If I can't count on a guy to close out a team like Tampa Bay...not sure I'll have the confidence to bet on Boston (or Philadelphia) any more for the year! :shrug:

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looks like he did it again!!!!

> Batter Up > Urbina Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TJBELL
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Urbina Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY, THIS PIECE OF SHIT COST ME A LOT. LET'S SAY $5,XXX!!

Sorry excuse for a pitcher!!! funk HIM!!!

SORRY ALL, NEEDED TO VENT!!!!!!!!






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07-21-2002 06:02 PM



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i know what you mean he cost me $250 yesterday and $400 today

and that error in the 9th was worse



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07-21-2002 06:14 PM



TJBELL
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Sorry to see someone else was on the sox!

Had a series parlay with Atlanta, Colorado, and Boston (+145) BIG

played all the possible winnings on the Angels yesterday. Atlanta already hit and so did Colorado. Sox lost yesterday late and they were ahead by 1 in the 9th. that bunghole Urbina (0-5) came in and the 1st thing i thought was WTF?? i LOST!!!!! sure enough, i lost! just needed to vent. Thanks TM!!



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i had a straight bet plus a parlay with Reds, Braves & Red Sox. DAMN THE RED SOX!!!

To make things worst Expos lost has well. I lost over a grand in 2 days



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tough break TJ...that fawker cost me too...he`s worse then Koch...I thought this guy was an upgrade...bad bad day my friend...



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07-21-2002 09:19 PM



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he gets my vote for co-bozo of the year



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One thing I've finally realized about CRAPPY closers like Urbina and Mesa -- besides the fact that they cost a lot of us a lot of damn $$$$ -- is that (A) they only have one pitch. A fastball, of course. Which leads right in to problem B Their fastball doesn't scare anybody...they have little to no control with it and it's kinda hard to keep any hitters off-balance when they know a fastball is coming. (Only thing they don't know is exactly where) Plus their pitches have very little movement on them (at least when I am watching) That is not the phucking point of pitching you jack asses!! Sure every once in a blue moon they try a sorry-ass looking breaking pitch but obviously it's not at all effective. The point here being if you only have one pitch you can EVER get anybody out with YOU SUCK AS A PITCHER!!!!

Couple other quick things before I close this little rant. How many pitches had Lowe thrown? If it wasn't at least 100, no reason for him to be taken out. Can't he throw 115, 120 pitches and be Ok the next time out??? Also is there NOBODY in the Boston and Philadelphia bullpens who could POSSIBLY handle the closer's role instead of Urbina and Mesa Or can these guys keep these roles no matter how horrid they continue to pitch?

This type of crap is going to keep me off teams like this in the future. Good bet...shoulda won....but if your closer sucks like this not sure I have any choice any more other than to pass (or fade the team with the bad closer)

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TJ:

Why haven't we picked up on our own board this pattern with Boston. They have been the curse of our wallets recently. We give them chance after chance and their BP just keeps sucking our cash. I will heed this post of yours and remember it well. I appreciate you putting our own words in one post and making me see the amount of times we have shared a Boston starters pain.

New Rule for me:

No new bullpen for Boston, no bet on Boston.
 

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I know enough has already been said about boston last night, but that was the biggest load of crap I've seen in months. Shame on the boston coaching staff. Lowe was cruising let him finish a great game.

Thanks Boston for nothing :mad:

Could have been the best night I ever had with parlays.

:thefinger Boston
 
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